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RUSH’s ALEX LIFESON On First Rehearsals With ANIKA NILLES: By The Fifth Day, ‘She Just Nailed All Those Songs’ – Because Clearly, Alex Needed A New Project To Keep Him Busy After All That RUSH Success.
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RUSH’s ALEX LIFESON On First Rehearsals With ANIKA NILLES: By The Fifth Day, ‘She Just Nailed All Those Songs’ – Because Clearly, Alex Needed A New Project To Keep Him Busy After All That RUSH Success.

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 25, 2026February 25, 2026

Oh great, just what the world needed—another reunion tour from a band that’s been coasting on nostalgia for over a…

BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME Announces May/June 2026 U.S. Tour – Because Waiting for Prog Metal is Just Part of the Experience
OH LOOK, IT'S THAT BAND THAT MAKES MUSIC SO COMPLICATED EVEN THEIR MOMS NEED A FLOWCHART TO FOLLOW ALONG
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BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME Announces May/June 2026 U.S. Tour – Because Waiting for Prog Metal is Just Part of the Experience

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

In a move that shocked absolutely no one, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME—those math wizards of prog metal who apparently…

Life Is Strange: Reunion Preview — Nostalgia Bomb Detonates, Past Self Cries
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Life Is Strange: Reunion Preview — Nostalgia Bomb Detonates, Past Self Cries

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

Oh, poor Max Caulfield. The girl who could rewind time but somehow never managed to avoid walking into every possible…

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We Love Kandy 2026 Los Angeles: Because Who Needs Dental Insurance Anyway?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

WE LOVE KANDY TOUR 2026: WHERE YOUR DIABETES DREAMS COME TRUE! Attention sugar addicts and bass-heads! The WE LOVE KANDY…

Live

“Jungle Jim’s Cheese Festival 2026: Because Life’s Too Short for Bland Cheese”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

** Cheese Fest is SOLD OUT! ** Join us inside The Oscar Event Center at Jungle Jim’s Fairfield on March…

TOMAHAWK To Rip Your Ears Off After 13-Year Nap; Summer Tour Will Be Powered By THE MELVINS’ Cosmic Fuzz
OH, GREAT. TOMAHAWK AND THE MELVINS ARE GOING ON TOUR AGAIN.
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TOMAHAWK To Rip Your Ears Off After 13-Year Nap; Summer Tour Will Be Powered By THE MELVINS’ Cosmic Fuzz

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

In what can only be described as a desperate attempt to relive their glory days, TOMAHAWK is hitting the road…

WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want
Professional wrestling is scripted, but this experience was pure, unfiltered magic.
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WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

I’ve been watching professional wrestling since I was four years old, back when Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s autograph was the crown…

Live

“ATLANTA HOUSE PARTY | #1 FRIDAY NIGHT FREE ENTRY TIL 11:30 — Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway?”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 23, 2026

Get ready to turn up and dance the night away at the ATL House Party – it’s gonna be lit!…

Live

REGGAE SUNDAY: Where The Only Thing More Wasted Than The Rum Is The DJ’s Playlist

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

REGGAE SUNDAY The #1 Caribbean Party In The City LIMITED CAPACITY EVENT | 10:00pm-2am REGGAE SUNDAY🌴✨ The #1 Caribbean Party…

SHARON OSBOURNE: OZZY KNEW HE WAS ON BORIS KARLOFF’S TIME BUT DECIDED TO PARTY LIKE IT’S 1979 ANYWAY
Sharon Osbourne: Queen of Keeping It Real (and Also Probably Cursing)
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SHARON OSBOURNE: OZZY KNEW HE WAS ON BORIS KARLOFF’S TIME BUT DECIDED TO PARTY LIKE IT’S 1979 ANYWAY

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

In a recent episode of the Dumb Blonde podcast—which, fun fact, is hosted by Bunnie XO, aka Alisa DeFord, aka…

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