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Walt Disney World Announces Things (As If We Care) During Play โ€˜n Preview (Yawn)
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Walt Disney World Announces Things (As If We Care) During Play โ€˜n Preview (Yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

So, CGM (whoever they are ๐Ÿค”) graced Walt Disney World’s Play ‘n Preview event with their presence (third row, no…

28 Years Later Trailer Drops: More Blood, More Ralph, Still No Cure
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28 Years Later Trailer Drops: More Blood, More Ralph, Still No Cure

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Sony Pictures just dropped the lamest trailer EVER for 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple! ๐Ÿ™„ It’s like…

Walt Disney World’s Groundbreaking Innovations: A Starlight Parade and a Pirate-Themed Bar
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Walt Disney World’s Groundbreaking Innovations: A Starlight Parade and a Pirate-Themed Bar

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups ๐Ÿ’…, because Walt Disney World decided to throw a party ๐ŸŽ‰ and invited CGM (whoever they…

‘Back to the Future’ AGAIN?! As If We Haven’t Suffered Enough
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‘Back to the Future’ AGAIN?! As If We Haven’t Suffered Enough

FinnAugust 31, 2025August 31, 2025

OMG ๐Ÿ˜ฑ! Did you know that if *Back to the Future* was made TODAY ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ, Marty McFly would travel back…

HAIR! (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Musical Matinee)
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HAIR! (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Musical Matinee)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ HAIR (1979), a cinematic masterpiece directed by Miloลก Forman & screen written by Michael Weller, based on the…

Soulfly Drops Another Banger: ‘Chama’ Album & ‘Storm The Gates’ Single โ€“ Prepare for Tribal Groove Overload
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Soulfly Drops Another Banger: ‘Chama’ Album & ‘Storm The Gates’ Single โ€“ Prepare for Tribal Groove Overload

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

SOULFLY, those elder statesmen ofโ€ฆ uhโ€ฆ extreme metal (?), are gracing us with their thirteenth studio album, “Chama”, dropping on…

MUDVAYNE Drops ‘Hurt People Hurt People’ After Century-Long Hiatus, Proving They Still Know How To Spell ‘Edgy’
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MUDVAYNE Drops ‘Hurt People Hurt People’ After Century-Long Hiatus, Proving They Still Know How To Spell ‘Edgy’

Chord F. DiscordAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Well, well, well, look who crawled out of whatever primordial ooze they were marinating in โ€“ it’s MUDVAYNE! ๐Ÿคก They’ve…

OMG! K-Pop Demon Hunters Beat Literally Every Other Movie Ever Made, Bow Down Netflix Peasants
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OMG! K-Pop Demon Hunters Beat Literally Every Other Movie Ever Made, Bow Down Netflix Peasants

FinnAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Honestly, who even CARES anymore? KPop Demon Hunters is apparently the most-watched Netflix movie EVER. Like, ever ever. ๐Ÿ™„ With…

Ex-I PREVAIL Singer Throws Tantrum, Blames Band for His Inevitable Solo Flop
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Ex-I PREVAIL Singer Throws Tantrum, Blames Band for His Inevitable Solo Flop

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

Oh, the drama! ๐Ÿ™„ Ex-I PREVAIL vocalist Brian “Needs-Attention” Burkheiser, is now whining that “an unresolved dispute” with his former…

Kerry King’s Profound Reflection: “Being in SLAYER’s ‘Back To The Beginning’ Concert Was, Like, A Real Honor, Man”
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Kerry King’s Profound Reflection: “Being in SLAYER’s ‘Back To The Beginning’ Concert Was, Like, A Real Honor, Man”

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

So, at this year’s oh-so-brutal Brutal Assault festival, Metalshop TV decided to grace us with an interview of the one,…

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