GWAR Crawls Out of Sewer to Terrorize America Again with SOULFLY and KING PARROT in 2026
🚨 BREAKING: The End Of Days Is Coming (Again), And It’s Touring North America With A Merch Table 🚨 In…
Tag: Musical
AC/DC’s PHIL RUDD Finally Joins March 2026 ‘Full Metal Orchestra’ Because Apparently They Couldn’t Book A Drum Machine
Cue the thunderous roar of a thousand kettles boiling in unison — Phil Rudd, the human metronome with a criminal…
SLAYER Band Biography By D.X. Ferris Finally Deafens Your Ears As An Audiobook
Move over, history books and science textbooks—there’s a new educational powerhouse in town, and it’s screaming at you in double-blast-beat…
The Old ‘Street Fighter’ Movie Is Actually Good
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: A 14-Year-Old’s Birthday Trauma Exposed in Shocking 1994 ‘Street Fighter’ Film Review 🎂💥 So there I was,…
Mike Portnoy Says Dream Theater Will Finally Remember How to Write Songs Again in Late 2026
Mike Portnoy, the drummer who left DREAM THEATER over a decade ago, has returned like a prodigal son who forgot…
Bullet For My Valentine’s Michael ‘Padge’ Paget Says Their Next Album Is ‘Very Important’ And Also Not A Concept Album About Tax Evasion
🎸 In a shocking turn of events that NO ONE saw coming (except literally everyone with ears and an internet…
New Christmas Movies to Watch in 2025 (Because Netflix Finally Ran Out of Reality Shows)
‘Tis the season for brand new Christmas movies, because apparently, we haven’t suffered enough yet. 🎄 As we plunge headfirst…
Timothée Chalamet Finally Admits He’s Secretly Dropping Grime Bangers as EsDeeKid
Timothée Chalamet is feeding speculation that he could be the anonymous British rapper EsDeeKid. Various rumors surround the identity of…
BRIAN WHEAT, TOMMY SKEOCH And CHRIS HOLMES Reveal How Their Midlife Crisis Turned Into a ‘Rocking’ New Collaborative Project Called TERMINAL
🚨 BREAKING: Rock Band Supergroup Formed! 🎸 All Your Faves Are Collabing on a New Project Called TERMINAL! 💥 In…
TRAP vs R&B Rooftop Showdown: Come for the Beats, Stay for the Sunburn Free Until 5pm
TRAP VS R&B: The Greatest Musical Showdown Since Ketchup vs. Mustard 🍔 Get ready for the most thrilling rooftop brunch…