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Apparently Knowing Someone Isn’t Actually Knowing Them At All
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Apparently Knowing Someone Isn’t Actually Knowing Them At All

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Antoinette Forbes is a real-life mystery that’s got…

Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Hits Theaters Today Somehow
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Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Hits Theaters Today Somehow

FinnOctober 10, 2026October 12, 2026

Brad Bird has directed seven movies, and to varying degrees, all of them except Ratatouille concern themselves with retro futures.…

FBI Finally Catches Guy Who Hacked Their Own People
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FBI Finally Catches Guy Who Hacked Their Own People

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest FBI hack, and I have to say, it’s a wild story.…

Crunchyroll Unleashes Berserk of Gluttony Season 2 Amidst NYCC 2026 Announcement Onslaught
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Crunchyroll Unleashes Berserk of Gluttony Season 2 Amidst NYCC 2026 Announcement Onslaught

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

Oh joy, another conference, another slew of announcements from Crunchyroll that will inevitably clog up my already overflowing watchlist. I…

Because You Clearly Need More Options, Here Are This Weekend’s Streaming Movies
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Because You Clearly Need More Options, Here Are This Weekend’s Streaming Movies

FinnOctober 7, 2026October 18, 2026

New movies are coming to streaming this week because, of course, they are. It’s not like the Content Mines have…

More TV Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Or Less Apparently
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More TV Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Or Less Apparently

FinnOctober 6, 2026October 6, 2026

It’s another week in the never-ending deluge of streaming content, and we’re back to guide you through the latest batch…

Laraine Newman Talks Mime and Punk Rock Revival on New Podcast
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Laraine Newman Talks Mime and Punk Rock Revival on New Podcast

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 5, 2026

Laraine Newman has spent five decades bouncing between sketch comedy, film, and a staggering list of animated characters, but The…

Democrats Use Epstein Victim’s Family in Slick New Ad Campaign
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Democrats Use Epstein Victim’s Family in Slick New Ad Campaign

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest political ad from the Democrats, and I’ve got to say,…

Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do Than Watch Lanterns Episode 8
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Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do Than Watch Lanterns Episode 8

FinnOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

The Lanterns season finale has finally arrived, and with it, the thrilling conclusion to the mystery of Hal Jordan’s murder.…

Jesse Leachs Ego Demands KSE Go Faster Heavier Harder Somehow
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Jesse Leachs Ego Demands KSE Go Faster Heavier Harder Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 4, 2026October 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I just found out that Killswitch Engage is taking…

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