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ICE Shooting Investigation Finds What You’d Expect In A Van
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Shooting Investigation Finds What You’d Expect In A Van

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Lorenzo Salgado Araujo case, and I have…

Capcom slashes Monster Hunter prices to lure back fleeing fans
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Capcom slashes Monster Hunter prices to lure back fleeing fans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

In a bizarre turn of events, CAPCOM has decided to buck the trend of nickel-and-diming gamers to death, announcing a…

GOP Leaders Suddenly Experts On Conspiracy Theories They Used To Mock
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GOP Leaders Suddenly Experts On Conspiracy Theories They Used To Mock

Big ElephantJuly 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like some prominent figures in the conservative and MAGA…

Because the World Needed Another Sherlock Holmes Sequel Apparently
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Because the World Needed Another Sherlock Holmes Sequel Apparently

FinnJuly 12, 2026

In a new interview, Chris Brancato, listed as a screenwriter for the long-delayed sequel on IMDb, revealed he has finished…

Because You Needed Another Warframe Clone Obviously Coming Soon
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Because You Needed Another Warframe Clone Obviously Coming Soon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 12, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Digital Extremes kicked off the second day of TennoCon 2026 with…

New Air Force One Soars, Hopefully Has Good Insurance
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New Air Force One Soars, Hopefully Has Good Insurance

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

So, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest flight on Air Force One, and…

Maine Democrats Scramble To Replace Guy They Apparently Had
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Maine Democrats Scramble To Replace Guy They Apparently Had

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this Maine Senate nomination process, and let me…

Missing person case becomes conveniently timed video game plot twist somehow
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Missing person case becomes conveniently timed video game plot twist somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Oh joy, another investigative game to add to the never-ending pile of “find the missing person” titles, because apparently, we…

Trump’s Ego Takes Another Hit At Kennedy Center
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Ego Takes Another Hit At Kennedy Center

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court has once again decided not to intervene…

Oh Great Another Movie About Girls Who Clearly Have Their Lives Together and Never Make Poor Life Choices – Get Ready for the Utterly Relatable and Not At All Formulaic Stoner Comedy Starring Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat
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Oh Great Another Movie About Girls Who Clearly Have Their Lives Together and Never Make Poor Life Choices – Get Ready for the Utterly Relatable and Not At All Formulaic Stoner Comedy Starring Kristen Stewart and Alia Shawkat

FinnJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The most epic film of the century is coming, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am I?) 🤣! The…

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