Because What The World Needed Was Another Days of Thunder Sequel Apparently
Tom Cruise is officially revving up the engines for a sequel to his 1990 racing film Days of Thunder, because…
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Oh Boy Get Ready for the Most Epic Releases Ever What’s New in Home Video – Project Hail Mary!
This week’s releases are so lit, you’ll need shades to read about them! 🕶️👀 We’ve got a bunch of awesome…
Trump’s Park Police Bring Thrilling NASCAR Action to Law Enforcement
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A police chase in Washington, DC, ended with a Venezuelan national,…
Breaking News: Slayer’s Tom Araya Trades In His Mic For A Checkered Flag And Is Now Officially The Coolest Guy At The Würth 400 In Texas Because Who Needs To Headbang When You Can Rev Engines
Big news, folks! 🚨👀 Tom Araya, the legendary lead vocalist and bassist of the iconic thrash metal band SLAYER, has…
Tyler Reddick Wins Daytona 500 While Michael Jordan’s Car Does the Heavy Lifting
Wow, another day, another victory for NASCAR and its totally-not-woke, grassroots, America-first vibes. Tyler Reddick, the 30-year-old driver who somehow…
5 Sequels That Completely Abandoned the Original Film’s Genre Like a Coward
🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood Discovers Sequels Are Basically Just the Same Movie, But With More Explosions (And Less Logic) 🚨 Ah,…
McLaren: Beating Mental Health and Lap Times (Not Really)
Oh, great, now even Formula 1 is going woke! Dr. Phil Hopley, probably a secret socialist, is injecting “mental health”…
Ozzy’s DNA For Sale: Now You Can Be The Prince Of Darkness (And Drool On Yourself) For Just $450
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because Liquid Death, those purveyors of overpriced water for edgy teens, have officially jumped the shark…
PAPA ROACH Doodles ‘Bout Five, Six Songs; New Single This Month (Maybe)
In a groundbreaking interview with the intellectual powerhouses at Skratch N’ Sniff and SNSMix.com, PAPA ROACH‘s supreme leader, Jacoby Shaddix,…
😱 New Days of Thunder Sequel Set to Drive Woke Hollywood Wild! 🏁💥
Tom Cruise is reportedly back on the track — but this time, he’s doing laps around political correctness! At 62…