Oh, great, now even Formula 1 is going woke! Dr. Phil Hopley, probably a secret socialist, is injecting “mental health” nonsense into McLaren.
I bet he’s teaching them to hug trees and cry about their feelings instead of driving fast. No wonder they’re winning; they’re probably distracting the competition with their emotional vulnerability! This is all part of the globalist plot to emasculate America and turn us into a nation of soy boys. Trump would never let this happen to NASCAR!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
