Ubisoft Milks Far Cry for TV Show, FX Desperate for Content
Oh, great, another video game adaptation nobody asked for! 🙄 Apparently, Ubisoft, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe after one…
Tag: Netflix
From Zero to Hero: Become a TV Star Overnight in the Big Apple!
OMG! 😱 The #1 “professional” studio is here to make you a star! ✨ For 20+ years, they’ve been crafting…
Thursday Murder Club Finally Gets a Trailer (Because Who Cares Anymore?)
Based on some dusty old book 📖 by Richard Osman (whoever that is 🤔), The Thursday Murder Club follows four…
Ella McCay: Witness the Hilarious Clusterf*ck Starring Emma Mackey, Jamie Lee Curtis, and a Whole Damn Comedy Posse
Oh, look, another movie about a woman trying to do it all! 🙄 Because we haven’t seen that, like, a…
‘Happy Gilmore 2’ Bombs So Hard It Breaks Netflix’s Servers
Oh, sweet golfing gods, bow down to the cinematic masterpiece that is Happy Gilmore 2! 🏌️♂️ After a grueling 30-year…
OMG! Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein is ALIVE (and kinda fugly) Check Out the Pics!
Oh, HONEY! 💅Another Frankenstein? Seriously? 🙄 Like we haven’t seen this story retold more times than there are filters on…
‘Happy Gilmore 2’ on Netflix: Prepare for Peak Cinema (Or Not, LOL)
Oh, joy! 🙄 After a geological epoch of 30 years, during which the cinematic landscape evolved faster than a Charizard…
Katie Taylor’s post-Serrano reflections: Women’s boxing suddenly exists, who knew
Oh, great, another puff piece on women’s boxing, brought to you by the same folks who think men can get…
Pokémon Presents July 2025: Prepare to be Mildly Titillated by Mediocrity & Mega Dragonite’s Disappointing Debut!
Okay, so the Pokémon Company, bless their cotton socks, decided to grace us with a Summer Pokémon Presents July 2025,…
Dying Light 2: Stay Bleak – We Played It So You Don’t Have To
Oh, honey, guess what? I got PAID to hang out in sunny Los Angeles with a bunch of other “journalists”…