Dying Light 2: Stay Bleak – We Played It So You Don’t Have To
Oh, honey, guess what? I got PAID to hang out in sunny Los Angeles with a bunch of other “journalists”…
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“Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” and Other Hilarious Reads: Bestsellers Trump Can’t Cancel
Oh, the Left is at it again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is desperately trying to link President…
gamescom 2025: Prepare for Disappointment â Bigger Than Ever, Apparently
Oh, sweet gamers, brace yourselves! ðĪŠ Gamescom 2025, that annual pilgrimage to the land of overpriced energy drinks and questionable…
FIT FOR A KING Dumps New Track ‘Witness The End’ Featuring EMO KING Chris Motionless
FIT FOR A KING, those metalcore majesties (said no one ever ð), have graced us with a music video for…
Evanescence Ditching Their Emo Roots for a Midlife Crisis Album: “We’re Just Doing Whatever Feels Good,” Says Amy Lee, Probably Wearing Crocs
OMG! ðą In a recent interview with Kevin Ryder and Megan Holiday from the *super* influential KROQ radio station (never…
Carl Weathers in ‘Happy Gilmore 2’: From Caddy to Almighty Overlord of the Green?
OMG! ðą As if Happy Gilmore 2 could get any more exciting! But hold up, drama alert! ðĻ Apparently, Carl…
Netflix Dares to Defile Beloved Assassin’s Creed Lore with New “Original” Adaptation
Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof, depending on how you feel about their recentâĶ *choices* ð), has decided…
‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 Trailer: Prepare for Disappointment
Okay, so like, apparently some people are still obsessed with Stranger Things? ð Get ready, kiddos, because the final season…
Tom Holland Claims ‘Spider-Man 4’ Will Be So ‘Old School’ It’ll Be in Black & White With Cardboard Webshooters
Oh great, another Spider-Man movie ð. As if we needed more of Tom Holland in spandex, desperately trying to convince…
SpongeBob’s Back, Still Square, Still Pants-Obsessed, Who Cares
SpongeBob, that porous yellow menace, is, like, totally a sponge, duh ð. Which means he’s basically immortal. Try killing a…