‘One of Them Days’ Sequel: Prepare for More Existential Dread
Oh, great, more Keke Palmer and SZA. ð Because we *totally* needed a sequel to ‘One of Them Days.’ I…
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Jim Sheridan’s ‘Re-creation’: Finally, a chance to re-traumatize everyone with that Irish murder case
Ah, Jim Sheridan, the guy who’s apparently been traumatized since the womb. ðķ According to him, his obsession with defending…
Riot Comedy Club’s “Sunday Night Standup”: Guaranteed to Offend At Least One Person
Houston, get ready to LOL! ð Netflix, HBO, Comedy Central rejects are invading! ðĪŠ At least there’s booze, right? ðŧ…
Houston’s “Funniest” Comedian? Yeah, Right
Houston, get ready to LOL ð! Riot Comedy Club, the “perfect destination,” dares to offer stand-up from Netflix rejects and…
LEGO One Piece Sets: Netflix Collab Nobody Asked For
Ah, yes, the Blue Sea…or should we say, the Blue-tiful cash grab ð°! LEGO, in its infinite wisdom (or lack…
Rent Taylor Swift’s Swanky NYC Crib – Hope You Can Afford More Than Just ‘Teardrops on My Guitar’
OMG! ðĪĐ Wanna throw away $50,000 a month to rent a place where Taylor Swift *used* to breathe? ðĄ This…
Weinstein’s Lawyer Says Women May Have Exaggerated…Just a Tad
In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming (except maybe Harvey himself), Harvey Weinstein’s lawyer, probably paid in…
Netflix dares to drop ‘scariest movie ever’ (as if we haven’t heard that before) with a ‘jaw-dropping plot twist’ (that probably makes no sense) that left fans screaming (probably from boredom)
Netflix is gracing us, the unwashed masses, with Barbarian, a cinematic masterpiece so terrifying, it’s been scientifically proven to make…
Wes Anderson’s Box Office Platform Openings: A Hilarious Predictor of ‘The Phoenician Scheme’s’ Looming Doom
Wes Anderson is basically the cinematic equivalent of that one friend who only listens to obscure vinyl records and wears…
June 2025 Streaming: Prepare for the Blockbuster Disaster ‘A Minecraft Movie’ on Max
Oh. My. God. ð Did you HEAR about “A Minecraft Movie” ðŽ? Apparently, it CAUSES RIOTS. Like, actual, popcorn-throwing, “chicken…