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Tate Brothers’ Vacation Ends Abruptly, Apparently
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Tate Brothers’ Vacation Ends Abruptly, Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama unfolding with the Tate brothers, and let me tell…

Netflix Deployed AI in Nearly 300 Productions Already
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Netflix Deployed AI in Nearly 300 Productions Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

How much Netflix is using AI to help create shows and movies just became a little clearer. Generative AI was…

Paramount and WBD duke it out in court again somehow
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Paramount and WBD duke it out in court again somehow

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A coalition of 12 state attorneys general has filed an antitrust…

Oh Joy Another Chance to Watch a 30 Year Old Anime Film on a Format That’s Older Than Most of the Audience While Paying Exorbitant Cinema Prices to Relive the Experience of Scratches and Flicker on a Big Screen
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Oh Joy Another Chance to Watch a 30 Year Old Anime Film on a Format That’s Older Than Most of the Audience While Paying Exorbitant Cinema Prices to Relive the Experience of Scratches and Flicker on a Big Screen

FinnJuly 14, 2026

This is not a drill, folks! 🚨🎥 The most iconic anime film of all time, AKIRA, is coming back to…

Because You Clearly Need More Options to Binge in 2026 on Streaming
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Because You Clearly Need More Options to Binge in 2026 on Streaming

FinnJuly 14, 2026

The big films of 2026 have arrived, and they’re already available to stream at home because, let’s be real, who…

Netflix Prioritizes Volume Over Quality In Content Strategy
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Netflix Prioritizes Volume Over Quality In Content Strategy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Analysts have been studying Netflix‘s audience growth and subscriber engagement numbers, which come as the platform announces moves to incorporate…

MSI peddles adorably overpriced router for the perpetually paranoid gamer
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MSI peddles adorably overpriced router for the perpetually paranoid gamer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

In a world where our internet connection is more reliable than our significant others, it’s a wonder we still tolerate…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Consolidation Of Film Culture
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Consolidation Of Film Culture

FinnJuly 12, 2026

The rumors have been circulating for months, and now it’s official: Letterboxd, the social media app and website that has…

Mitch McConnell Takes a Tumble and a Hospital Trip Apparently
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Mitch McConnell Takes a Tumble and a Hospital Trip Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 12, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Mitch McConnell’s latest health update. According to CNN, the Republican Senator…

The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer Finally Drops Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Watch Anyway
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The Gentlemen Season 2 Trailer Finally Drops Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Watch Anyway

FinnJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Breaking News: Netflix Releases First Look at The Gentlemen Season 2, Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Guy Ritchie’s…

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