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Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab
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Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🤩 Adrian Vandenberg, the legendary guitarist of WHITESNAKE, is planning to…

Mastodon finally makes album that will slightly satisfy existing fans
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Mastodon finally makes album that will slightly satisfy existing fans

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

Okay, so MASTODON is back with a new album, “Marrow Deep”, and it’s not like we’ve been waiting for five…

Huns of Black Metal Unite to Complain About New Mayhem Album
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Huns of Black Metal Unite to Complain About New Mayhem Album

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2026July 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 THE HU is back with a new album, and…

Nickelback Sells Out To Highest Bidder Because Who Needs Creative Control Anyway
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Nickelback Sells Out To Highest Bidder Because Who Needs Creative Control Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked – SHOCKED! – that Nickelback sold 80%…

Marilyn Manson Still Making Music For Some Reason
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Marilyn Manson Still Making Music For Some Reason

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Marilyn Manson? 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of you demanded this, and…

GIRLSCHOOL still exists somehow releasing new album in 2028
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GIRLSCHOOL still exists somehow releasing new album in 2028

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously old-school metal news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not saying Girlschool is…

TRIVIUM’s Corey Beaulieu Promises Not To Ruin Band This Time
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TRIVIUM’s Corey Beaulieu Promises Not To Ruin Band This Time

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that will totally not change your life at all? 🙄 TRIVIUM,…

Taylor Momsen Only Cares About Herself Now
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Taylor Momsen Only Cares About Herself Now

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious angst and emotional depth? 🤯 Because Taylor Momsen, the queen of…

Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album
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Harry Conklin Still Singing About Wizards And Stuff On New Cloven Hoof Album

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that NWOBHM legends CLOVEN HOOF…

Aaron Lewis Calls Out Posers Using Backing Tracks Because Authenticity Is Overrated Anyway
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Aaron Lewis Calls Out Posers Using Backing Tracks Because Authenticity Is Overrated Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Aaron Lewis, the frontman of STAIND, has spoken out against the use of backing…

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