Queensryche Still Exists And People Are For Some Reason Excited
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 QUEENSRŸCHE is working on a new album, and I’m…
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Deep Purple still exists and made a music video for some reason
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 DEEP PURPLE just dropped the music video for the title track…
Dino Cazares Promises Not To Repeat Himself On New Fear Factory Album Somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just dropped a new single, “Roboticist”, and…
THROWN blesses North America with existence in 2027
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to pick up the…
Diana Leah abandons Delain after whole one album whats the point even
I mean, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming or anything. I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that the lead singer of…
Jorn Lande humbly admits working with Tony Iommi is pinnacle of existence apparently
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I can even…
Ministry Finally Runs Out of Midlife Crises
Oh no, the world is ending: Ministry is breaking up… again 🤯. Al Jourgensen, the mastermind behind the industrial metal…
Evan Seinfeld Still Breathing After Biohazard Reunion
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia overload? 🤯 Because I just got word that BIOHAZARD is back…
Shavo Happy Again Because Stadiums Still Full Of People Who Never Grew Out Of High School
Oh no, System of a Down is still a thing and people are actually paying to see them live 🤯!…
STEEL PANTHER somehow still exists and has a new album coming in 2027 because you clearly needed this
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-at-all-ironic news? 🤦♂️ STEEL PANTHER, the most tongue-in-cheek, über-macho, hair-metal-revival band out…