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Tag: New album

Oh joy another farewell tour precursor album from Peter Gabriel
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Oh joy another farewell tour precursor album from Peter Gabriel

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry’s most beloved retirees are back with yet another iteration of…

Tomas Lindberg’s Latest Side Hustle Drops In November
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Tomas Lindberg’s Latest Side Hustle Drops In November

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some devastating news? 🤯 Sweden’s D-Beat titans DISFEAR are releasing their long-awaited, ferocious…

Karl Sanders Somehow Still Excited About New Nile Album
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Karl Sanders Somehow Still Excited About New Nile Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

I can barely contain my excitement as I write these words: NILE, the legendary technical death metal band, is still…

Anthrax gets darker because Frank Bello’s therapist bills are piling up
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Anthrax gets darker because Frank Bello’s therapist bills are piling up

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

In a recent interview with Gino Alache of Rockum TV, ANTHRAX bassist Frank Bello talked about the band’s newly released…

Oh, another album from Eraser, another expensive release, maybe another deluxe edition to confuse and annoy us with music industry absurdities.
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Oh, another album from Eraser, another expensive release, maybe another deluxe edition to confuse and annoy us with music industry absurdities.

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 28, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Erasure is back with their 2027 Radio!! Radio!! Tour, and I’m shocked, shocked,…

Alice Cooper Guitarists Abandon Him For Crossbone Skully Project Because Obvious Career Upgrade
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Alice Cooper Guitarists Abandon Him For Crossbone Skully Project Because Obvious Career Upgrade

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 27, 2026September 27, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you. CROSSBONE…

Napalm Death album delayed because Shane Embury has better things to do apparently
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Napalm Death album delayed because Shane Embury has better things to do apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2026September 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤩 I can barely contain my excitement… 🙄 NAPALM DEATH…

69 Eyes goes acoustic because your aunt wanted it
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69 Eyes goes acoustic because your aunt wanted it

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 26, 2026September 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “new” music from a band that’s been around longer than some of…

Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums
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Dragonforce Embarks On Quest To Shred What’s Left Of Europe’s Eardrums

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some face-melting, ear-bleeding, and possibly soul-crushing news? 🤯 Because I’ve got it right…

Sugababes finally emerge from retirement limbo with another swan song
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Sugababes finally emerge from retirement limbo with another swan song

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

Well, well, well, it seems like another day, another reunion, and another album to add to the ever-growing pile of…

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