Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Hold onto your grandmother’s ashes, folks, because Florida’s favorite crypt-keepers, OBITUARY, are dragging their rotting carcasses out of the swamp…
Oh sweet baby Ragnarök, the Swedish-Norwegian rap-metal geriatrics of CLAWFINGER have crawled out of their crypts to bless us with…
Hold onto your grandma’s dentures, folks! 🦷💥 Because NAILBOMB just blew the roof off 1720 in Los Angeles with a…
🚨BREAKING: The City of La Vergne, Tennessee has officially declared January 17, 2026, as “Megadeth Day,” because nothing screams “thrash…
🚨 BREAKING: BILLY IDOL HASN’T DIED YET, SO THEY’RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT IT 🚨 Evan Saxon Productions (who definitely…
Hannah Jadagu discovers flights from Paris to Altadena are a pain. After her 2023 debut Aperture, she bounced to California.…
🚨 BREAKING: SNOT COMPLETES FIVE NEW SONGS, REVOLUTIONIZES HEAVY METAL (OR AT LEAST THEIR GARAGE) 🚨 🤘🎸 In a shocking…
HELIX’s Brian Vollmer, 70-something and still belting like a banshee who just found out her favorite coffee shop switched to…
Breaking: Gilles Peterson, Ron Trent, and Kassa Overall will spin your world into a kaleidoscope of jazz and beats at…
🎸 Lita Ford: The Queen of Rock’s 2026 Album Release Is Coming… Or Is It? Spoiler: It’s Not. But the…
