Meghan Trainor Suddenly Remembers She Has Better Things to Do Than Entertain You So Her Get in Girl Tour is Obviously Cancelled
Meghan Trainor has decided to cancel her upcoming Get in Girl Tour, and honestly, who can blame her? 🤣 I…
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ENTER SHIKARI Finally Decides to Bless Us with a Music Video for ‘Find Out The Hard Way’ from Their Super Original Album ‘Lose Your Self’
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a good ol’…
Madonna Emerges from Cryogenic Freezer to Bless Us with Another Album Because We Obviously Haven’t Suffered Enough with Confessions II
Breaking news, folks, the Queen of Pop, Madonna, has finally decided to bless us with a new album, Confessions ll,…
DREAM THEATER’s JOHN PETRUCCI Admits Playing Whole ‘Parasomnia’ Album Live Is Super Fun For Him But Possibly Soul Crushing For Everyone Else
In a shocking turn of events, Dream Theater guitarist John Petrucci revealed that the band’s current tour has been a…
BREAKING: KEANU REEVES Finally Decides to Use His Matrix Money to Fund His Midlife Crisis Band DOGSTAR’s Latest Masterpiece ‘Joy’ Because Who Needs Acting When You Can Be a Rockstar
Get ready to rock, folks! 🤟 Keanu Reeves’ super cool, totally awesome, and not-at-all-trying-too-hard band DOGSTAR is back with a…
Sting Finally Releases Something That Isn’t a Lonely Echo of His Former Glory Desert Rose ReimaginedBecause You Clearly Weren’t Tired of the Original
As if we didn’t already have enough of this song stuck in our heads, Sting decided to breathe new life…
BUCKCHERRY Has Already Written Seven Songs For Twelfth Studio Album Because Apparently The World Was Missing More Of Their Unique Brand Of Faceless Hard Rock
In a shocking turn of events, BUCKCHERRY’s lead vocalist Josh Todd has announced that the band is already working on…
METAL CHURCH’s KURDT VANDERHOOF Totally Not Being Defensive At All Claims Former Members Were Totally Clueless And Shouldve Seen It Coming Duh
In a shocking turn of events, Metal Church’s founding guitarist Kurdt Vanderhoof has spoken out about the band’s new lineup,…
FREDDY CRICIEN Spills The Beans On MADBALL’s New Album ‘Not Your Kingdom’ Which Is Definitely Not Going To Change Your Life!
In a shocking turn of events, MADBALL frontman Freddy Cricien has announced that the band’s upcoming album, “Not Your Kingdom”,…
JOHN 5 Has No Clue What MÖTLEY CRÜE Is Doing But He’s Pretty Sure He’ll Show Up For The Free Food And Groupies
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news about MÖTLEY CRÜE 🤘? I mean, who isn’t, right? 🤷♂️…