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TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for
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TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist and songwriter, has just announced his…

MADBALL drops another punk anthem to help you forget your impending existential dread
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MADBALL drops another punk anthem to help you forget your impending existential dread

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting, ear-shredding, and possibly some spontaneous mosh pit eruptions in your…

Dez Fafara Still Alive Despite Having Tumor For Almost Two Years
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Dez Fafara Still Alive Despite Having Tumor For Almost Two Years

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 Dez Fafara, the legendary frontman of DEVILDRIVER and COAL CHAMBER, just…

NEUROSIS Finally Replaces Everyone With Better Musicians
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NEUROSIS Finally Replaces Everyone With Better Musicians

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 NEUROSIS is back, and they just played their first…

Judas Priest Still Touring Because You Clearly Haven’t Forgotten Them Yet
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Judas Priest Still Touring Because You Clearly Haven’t Forgotten Them Yet

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Judas Priest kicked off…

Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab
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Vandenbergs 50th Anniversary Album Will Definitely Not Be A Cash Grab

Chord F. DiscordJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some epic news? 🤩 Adrian Vandenberg, the legendary guitarist of WHITESNAKE, is planning to…

Mastodon finally makes album that will slightly satisfy existing fans
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Mastodon finally makes album that will slightly satisfy existing fans

Chord F. DiscordJuly 25, 2026July 25, 2026

Okay, so MASTODON is back with a new album, “Marrow Deep”, and it’s not like we’ve been waiting for five…

Huns of Black Metal Unite to Complain About New Mayhem Album
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Huns of Black Metal Unite to Complain About New Mayhem Album

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2026July 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 THE HU is back with a new album, and…

Nickelback Sells Out To Highest Bidder Because Who Needs Creative Control Anyway
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Nickelback Sells Out To Highest Bidder Because Who Needs Creative Control Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked – SHOCKED! – that Nickelback sold 80%…

Marilyn Manson Still Making Music For Some Reason
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Marilyn Manson Still Making Music For Some Reason

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Marilyn Manson? 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of you demanded this, and…

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