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Taylor Momsen Only Cares About Herself Now
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Taylor Momsen Only Cares About Herself Now

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious angst and emotional depth? 🤯 Because Taylor Momsen, the queen of…

Melissa Auf Der Maur blesses us with more music we didnt ask for
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Melissa Auf Der Maur blesses us with more music we didnt ask for

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, get ready for a blast from the past! 🎸 Melissa Auf Der Maur, the iconic bassist of HOLE…

KINGDOM COME somehow still exists and is playing Ohio
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KINGDOM COME somehow still exists and is playing Ohio

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Breaking News: KINGDOM COME Still Exists, And They’re Still Playing Shows 🤯! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see a…

Mantas Still Teasing Venom Reunion Because You Clearly Need More Noise In Your Life
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Mantas Still Teasing Venom Reunion Because You Clearly Need More Noise In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school black metal drama? 🤯 Because I’m about to spill all the…

Mick Box Downgrades Uriah Heep Farewell Tour to Just Really Long Goodbye
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Mick Box Downgrades Uriah Heep Farewell Tour to Just Really Long Goodbye

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Oh boy, it’s finally happening! 🙌 URIAH HEEP is embarking on their farewell tour, “The Magician’s Farewell”, and I’m not…

Another farewell tour Soul II Soul cant resist
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Another farewell tour Soul II Soul cant resist

Chord F. DiscordJuly 18, 2026July 18, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a distant memory, Soul II Soul is back, and they’re still bringing the heat. I…

FEAR FACTORY Finally Replaces Dino With Some Guy Named Milo
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FEAR FACTORY Finally Replaces Dino With Some Guy Named Milo

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Breaking News: FEAR FACTORY Announces New Album and Tour, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Their Soul-Crushing Riffs in…

Oh joy another milestone rehash for Talk Talk’s The Colour Of Spring
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Oh joy another milestone rehash for Talk Talk’s The Colour Of Spring

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the music industry is still churning out reissues like they’re going out…

Slipknot hires producer Matt Wallace because 50 arrangements clearly isnt enough chaos
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Slipknot hires producer Matt Wallace because 50 arrangements clearly isnt enough chaos

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤯 SLIPKNOT is working on new music, and I can…

Death Angel to somehow still exist in 2026 and tour Europe because you clearly needed this
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Death Angel to somehow still exist in 2026 and tour Europe because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Oh great, because what the world really needed was another tour announcement from a band that’s been around longer than…

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