Ozzfest 2027 somehow still happening with one day of tolerable music
In a shocking turn of events, Jack Osbourne, the son of the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne, has confirmed…
Tag: New Year
Police Find Suspect Hiding In Closet Because That’s Always A Good Idea
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at Virginia State University, where a 19-year-old named Camron Harris…
DC Chokes on Patriotism After Fireworks Display
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Washington, DC, where the city briefly had the worst…
Oh Joy Another Movie About a Guy Who Turns into a Furry Little Dog Man to Terrorize Medieval Villages courtesy of that Super Original Guy Robert Eggers
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic and thrilling experience of your life? 😂 I mean, who…
NEW ANTHRAX ALBUM NOW DELAYED UNTIL 2026 — BECAUSE WHO NEEDS MUSIC ANYWAY? FIRST SINGLE DROPS IN MAY IF THE BAND MEMBERS REMEMBER WHAT YEAR IT IS
In an interview with Australia’s Everblack podcast, ANTHRAX drummer Charlie Benante spoke about the band’s long-awaited new studio album, which…
“2026 Women in AI Symposium & Virtual Networking Canada: Because Robots Need Girl Power Too!”
The 2026 WaiSymposium and Virtual Networking by Women in Canada is here to save you from becoming obsolete in the…
2026 Lunar New Year Market: Where Dragons Roar and Wallets Weep
Ready to embrace your inner horse? Trot on over to the Lunar New Year Market! 🐎✨ Mark your calendars for…
El Niño, Death Traps, and Dr. AI: The Wild Ride of Today’s News You Can’t Unsee
Welcome to 5 Things PM! Here’s your nightly dose of real news, served with a side of conservative truth and…
Behold the Resurrection Trailer: Bi Gan’s Cinematic Lazarus Act or Just Another Long Take?
Holy dream-invading, batman! In a world where humans have apparently hit the snooze button on their imagination, we now have…
5 things to know for Feb. 12: Canada shooting, Nancy Guthrie, Airspace closure, Funding impasse, Olympic athlete disqualified | CNN
In a stunning display of leadership, President Trump has once again proven that America is in the best possible hands.…