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Fake news telling us to inflation-proof, what a joke
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news telling us to inflation-proof, what a joke

Big ElephantMay 18, 2026May 18, 2026

Oh, great, another “expert” article trying to tell us that climate change is real and we should be worried. Give…

The Batman Part II Because One Film Wasn’t Enough to Suck the Life Out of the Franchise with an Avalanche of Unnecessary Characters
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The Batman Part II Because One Film Wasn’t Enough to Suck the Life Out of the Franchise with an Avalanche of Unnecessary Characters

FinnMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

The Batman Part II is coming, and we’re all just a bunch of excited bats waiting to see what’s in…

Get Ready for EVE Online’s Next Soul Crushing Expansion, Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Losing Your Spaceships Yet
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Get Ready for EVE Online’s Next Soul Crushing Expansion, Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Losing Your Spaceships Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

Get ready for the most epic battle in the history of New Eden, folks! 🚀👽 The next big expansion for…

Oh Please Russia’s Our Pal Not The Enemy Duh
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh Please Russia’s Our Pal Not The Enemy Duh

Big ElephantMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

The so-called “news” outlets are at it again, folks, trying to tearing down our great nation and our magnificent President,…

Feds should just shut up already and let Trump lead
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Feds should just shut up already and let Trump lead

Big ElephantMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

It’s hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to spin their lies and misinformation about our great President…

Who cares about Edna Lewis and her soul food nonsense anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Who cares about Edna Lewis and her soul food nonsense anyway

Big ElephantMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…

Loser Sherrod Brown tries to steal Senate for Dem losers
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Loser Sherrod Brown tries to steal Senate for Dem losers

Big ElephantMay 17, 2026May 17, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to peddle their pathetic narrative about the so-called “importance”…

APOCALYPTICA’s EICCA TOPPINEN Loses All Credibility By Claiming METALLICA’s ‘St Anger’ Is Actually Listenable
Breaking News: Eicca Toppinen of Apocalyptica Thinks St. Anger is a Great Album, and We're All Just Wrong 🤯
Breaking, Music News

APOCALYPTICA’s EICCA TOPPINEN Loses All Credibility By Claiming METALLICA’s ‘St Anger’ Is Actually Listenable

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2026May 16, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Eicca Toppinen, the cellist from Apocalyptica, has come out and said that Metallica’s infamous…

The Most Epic and Life Changing ‘Mandalorian and Grogu’ Reviews Just Dropped and Your Mind Will Be Blown Forever
Breaking, Movie News

The Most Epic and Life Changing ‘Mandalorian and Grogu’ Reviews Just Dropped and Your Mind Will Be Blown Forever

FinnMay 16, 2026May 16, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🚀👽 For the first time in seven years, there’s a…

EVE FanFest 2026: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Space Drama In Your Life, EVE Frontier’s Cycle 6 Is Coming To Ruin Your Social Life On June 25
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EVE FanFest 2026: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Space Drama In Your Life, EVE Frontier’s Cycle 6 Is Coming To Ruin Your Social Life On June 25

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 16, 2026May 16, 2026

EVE Frontier, the game that will make you question your life choices and wonder why you’re still playing at 3…

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