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Poppy Launches North American Tour with Epic 17 Song Setlist
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Poppy Launches North American Tour with Epic 17 Song Setlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Poppy kicked off her “Constantly Nowhere” North American headlining tour on Tuesday night, July 7th, with a 17-song set at…

Trey Parker Earns Emmy Nomination for Playing Satan as Trump Lover
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Trey Parker Earns Emmy Nomination for Playing Satan as Trump Lover

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

When South Park returned after a two-year hiatus, Trey Parker and Matt Stone could have played it safe. They could’ve…

LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow
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LOUDNESS Still Loud After All These Years Somehow

Chord F. DiscordJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I’m so shocked that LOUDNESS is still kicking…

Timothée Chalamet Takes Control in Dune Part Three Teaser
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Timothée Chalamet Takes Control in Dune Part Three Teaser

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

The final chapter of Denis Villeneuve’s big-budget sci-fi adaptation, Dune: Part Three, is set to be an epic conclusion, and…

Sony’s Game Deletion Policy Raises Concerns Again
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Sony’s Game Deletion Policy Raises Concerns Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Sony has announced that it is removing 551 film and TV titles from the PlayStation Store on September 1st and…

Mastodon Release Short Film Honoring Brent Hinds
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Mastodon Release Short Film Honoring Brent Hinds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

Mastodon have released a new short film titled “The Mastodon in the Room” commemorating guitarist-vocalist Brent Hinds, who tragically died…

Wavves And Say Anything Team Up For Cherry Soda Album Debut
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Wavves And Say Anything Team Up For Cherry Soda Album Debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

In a case of truly strange bedfellows, emo rockers Say Anything and surf rock weirdos Wavves have announced a new…

Colbert Scores Nine Emmy Noms Including Outstanding Variety Series
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Colbert Scores Nine Emmy Noms Including Outstanding Variety Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert has picked up nine Emmy nominations for its final season, including a nod for…

Beloved Games Getting Axed Because Profit
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Beloved Games Getting Axed Because Profit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

The mobile gaming landscape is once again a barren wasteland, devoid of original ideas and populated by the corpses of…

Mortal Shell 2 Because One Wasnt Enough Apparently
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Mortal Shell 2 Because One Wasnt Enough Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 8, 2026July 8, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Cold Symmetry is back with a new trailer for Mortal Shell…

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