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Trump’s Backyard Now Officially More Chaotic Than a Circus
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Backyard Now Officially More Chaotic Than a Circus

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. We’ve got a real barnburner of a primary election going on…

Trump Loses Cool Over Ammo Shortage
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Trump Loses Cool Over Ammo Shortage

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is reportedly not happy about the news coverage…

Music Manager Peter Katsis Dead at 69
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Music Manager Peter Katsis Dead at 69

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Peter Katsis, the venerable music manager who guided the likes of Smashing Pumpkins, Morrissey, and Audioslave among a host of…

Daft Punk’s Thomas Bangalter Slams AI Music Creation Shortcuts
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Daft Punk’s Thomas Bangalter Slams AI Music Creation Shortcuts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Despite spending decades dressed as a machine, Daft Punk’s Thomas Bangalter is not at all interested in using artificial intelligence…

Madonna and Kylie Minogue Drop New Love Sensation Remix
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Madonna and Kylie Minogue Drop New Love Sensation Remix

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Madonna and Kylie Minogue have finally come together for a remix of “Love Sensation” from the Queen of Pop’s latest…

Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027
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Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I just can’t contain my excitement… Henry Rollins, the…

Alissa White-Gluz finally finds outlet for annoyingly high vocals with Dragonforce
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Alissa White-Gluz finally finds outlet for annoyingly high vocals with Dragonforce

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, I’m not, but I’ll pretend to be.…

Michael Jackson Biopic Sequel Set For Late 2027 Release
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Michael Jackson Biopic Sequel Set For Late 2027 Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

A release date for the sequel to Michael, the insanely popular Michael Jackson biopic, is being targeted for the end…

Avalanches Drop New Album No Bad Memories And Fresh Single
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Avalanches Drop New Album No Bad Memories And Fresh Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

The Avalanches have announced their new album, No Bad Memories. It’s not out until October 16th, but the latest single,…

Guns N Roses Teams Up With Chris Stapleton On Stage
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Guns N Roses Teams Up With Chris Stapleton On Stage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Guns N’ Roses surprised fans at Toronto’s Rogers Stadium on Wednesday, August 5th, by bringing out country superstar Chris Stapleton…

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