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Trump’s Base Suddenly Realizes He’s Still Trump
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Base Suddenly Realizes He’s Still Trump

Big ElephantJuly 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s supposed sway over his base, and I’ve got to…

WB Pushes Batman Sequel Back Amidst Frantic Reediting and Reshooting
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WB Pushes Batman Sequel Back Amidst Frantic Reediting and Reshooting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

We’ve got a bit of a wait on our hands, folks, as the next instalment in Matt Reeves’ The Batman…

FEAR FACTORY Finally Replaces Dino With Some Guy Named Milo
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FEAR FACTORY Finally Replaces Dino With Some Guy Named Milo

Chord F. DiscordJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

Breaking News: FEAR FACTORY Announces New Album and Tour, Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough of Their Soul-Crushing Riffs in…

Maine Dems Struggle to Fill Platner’s Giant Shoes apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Maine Dems Struggle to Fill Platner’s Giant Shoes apparently

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the Maine Democrats’ debate to replace Graham Platner as their Senate nominee.…

Netflix Deployed AI in Nearly 300 Productions Already
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Netflix Deployed AI in Nearly 300 Productions Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

How much Netflix is using AI to help create shows and movies just became a little clearer. Generative AI was…

MSG Sues WIRED Over Defamation Claims In Celebrity Tracking Scandal
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MSG Sues WIRED Over Defamation Claims In Celebrity Tracking Scandal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Madison Square Garden has filed a lawsuit against WIRED, alleging that the publication lied in an article to make readers…

Rosie ODonnell Opens Up About Michelle Trachtenberg
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Rosie ODonnell Opens Up About Michelle Trachtenberg

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Rosie O’Donnell has opened up about her relationship with the late Michelle Trachtenberg, whom she starred alongside in the 1996…

Shatner’s Riot Fest Rider Demands Are Completely Over The Top
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Shatner’s Riot Fest Rider Demands Are Completely Over The Top

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

After announcing that he’ll be playing Riot Fest in September, 95-year-old William Shatner has unveiled an outrageous list of rider…

Chloe Fineman Exits SNL After Seven Season Stint
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Chloe Fineman Exits SNL After Seven Season Stint

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Chloe Fineman is the first Saturday Night Live cast member confirmed to be leaving after Season 51. Fineman departs after…

Anthrax Unleashes Graphic Album With Z2 Comics Partnership
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Anthrax Unleashes Graphic Album With Z2 Comics Partnership

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 16, 2026

Anthrax and Z2 have announced NOT: The Illustrated Oral History of Anthrax graphic album set for release on March 16th,…

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