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Warsh Under Pressure To Reveal Master Plan
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Warsh Under Pressure To Reveal Master Plan

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh is being super coy about when…

Jelly Roll Opens Up on Politics and Faith in Emotional Speech
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Jelly Roll Opens Up on Politics and Faith in Emotional Speech

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Jelly Roll closed out his week guest-hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live with a poignant, at times, tearful monologue in which he…

U2 Covers The Pogues For Shane MacGowan Tribute Album
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U2 Covers The Pogues For Shane MacGowan Tribute Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

U2 have released a cover of The Pogues’ “Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah” from the forthcoming tribute album 20th Century…

Squadron 42 delayed to 2027 due to GTA VI’s probable perfection deadline
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Squadron 42 delayed to 2027 due to GTA VI’s probable perfection deadline

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

The delay train keeps on rolling, folks, and this time it’s Cloud Imperium Games’ turn to announce that their highly…

Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment
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Cult Survivors Gamble Sanity on Bizarre JOIN US Reenactment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026August 28, 2026

Because what’s more fun than playing a cult simulator game with actual ex-cult members, right? Wolf Haus Games, the developers…

Britney Spears Bonds With Shakira In Los Angeles
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Britney Spears Bonds With Shakira In Los Angeles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Britney Spears has recalled meeting Shakira early in their careers, saying the encounter helped her feel less self-conscious about her…

Cardi B Drops Ah Ha Aimed at Her Haters and Critics
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Cardi B Drops Ah Ha Aimed at Her Haters and Critics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Cardi B has explained who she had in mind while making her new single “Ah Ha,” saying the track takes…

Turnstile Drops Star Studded NEVER ENOUGH VERSIONS EP
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Turnstile Drops Star Studded NEVER ENOUGH VERSIONS EP

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Turnstile have unveiled NEVER ENOUGH: VERSIONS, a 22-track reimagined version of their acclaimed 2025 album NEVER ENOUGH. NEVER ENOUGH: VERSIONS…

Cartel’s Drone Fleet Gets Zapped by US Laser Precision
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Cartel’s Drone Fleet Gets Zapped by US Laser Precision

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the US-Mexico border, and I have to say,…

Erykah Badu and The Alchemist Drop Surprise New Album
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Erykah Badu and The Alchemist Drop Surprise New Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Erykah Badu and The Alchemist have released their new collaborative album, Before the World Blows. Stream it below. Erykah Badu…

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