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NIGHTWISH Still Exists Apparently TUOMAS HOLOPAINEN Found Time To Write 7 Songs
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NIGHTWISH Still Exists Apparently TUOMAS HOLOPAINEN Found Time To Write 7 Songs

Chord F. DiscordAugust 29, 2026August 29, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Nightwish? 🤩 Because Tuomas Holopainen, the keyboardist and main songwriter, just…

Ella Langley Sings Dolly Partons Classic Hit Jolene
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Ella Langley Sings Dolly Partons Classic Hit Jolene

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 29, 2026

Ella Langley honored Dolly Parton during her Friday night concert in Auburn by covering “Jolene.” Langley also paid tribute to…

Milo Yiannopoulos’ Excellent Adventure Ends In Deportation Threat
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Milo Yiannopoulos’ Excellent Adventure Ends In Deportation Threat

Big ElephantAugust 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. British provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos, the guy who built his career on…

Teleprompter Guy Knows Scripts Better Than Stock Market Apparently
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Teleprompter Guy Knows Scripts Better Than Stock Market Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and folks, this one’s a doozy. The Trump administration has…

Trump Acquires Enough Oil to Fuel Ego for Centuries
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Trump Acquires Enough Oil to Fuel Ego for Centuries

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I’ve got to say, this one’s a doozy.…

Grand Theft Auto VI Latest Updates And Details
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Grand Theft Auto VI Latest Updates And Details

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

As the November 19th release of Grand Theft Auto VI approaches, the floodgates have opened on details for arguably the…

Dolly Parton May Get Nashville Airport Named After Her
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Dolly Parton May Get Nashville Airport Named After Her

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Tennessee governor Bill Lee is moving forward with a plan to rename Nashville International Airport in honor of Dolly Parton.…

Gladys Knight Slows Down Live Performances Amid Health Concerns
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Gladys Knight Slows Down Live Performances Amid Health Concerns

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

Gladys Knight has issued a statement after recent concern over her recent erratic performances, saying she will cut back from…

Offspring Drops Fresh Take On Ramones Classic I Wanna Be Sedated
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Offspring Drops Fresh Take On Ramones Classic I Wanna Be Sedated

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

The Offspring have released a cover of the Ramones classic “I Wanna Be Sedated,” a song they’ve performed in concert…

Scott Weiland Live Album Gets First Time CD and Digital Release
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Scott Weiland Live Album Gets First Time CD and Digital Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2026

The concert album Scott Weiland: Live will be released on CD and digitally for the first time on October 23rd.…

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