“OMG! Northern Lights Break the Internet (Again!)”
Folks, get this: the “dazzling” northern lights are just a deep state psy-op! I bet you Soros and his climate…
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Elden Ring DLC: Nightreign of the Forsaken Hollows or How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Abyss
Alright, gamers, gather ’round because FromSoftware just dropped a bombshell at the PlayStation State of Play, and it’s either genius…
CNN: Old man yells at clouds (and also the economy) in desperate attempt to seem relevant
CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump’s advisors are whispering sweet nothings about how he should travel the…
Judge Delays Epic vs Google Settlement: Demands Less Secrecy, More Shenanigans
Okay, gamers, gather ’round because this is HUGE! 🤩 Remember that time Epic Games and Google went at it like…
The Game Awards 2025 Partners With Prime Video To Subject Viewers To More Ads
OMG! 🤯 The Game Awards, that totally legit and not-at-all-rigged awards show where Geoff Keighley gets to play kingmaker 👑,…
NetEase Chunders Out Another Marvel Rivals Trailer No One Asked For
Ok, gamers, hold onto your hats (or helmets, or whatever weird headgear superheroes wear) because NetEase Games, bless their cotton…
Ukraine War: Trauma That’ll Last Longer Than Your Last Relationship, Says Some Doc From MSF, According to CNN
MSF Secretary General claims it will take ‘generations’ to get over Ukraine war trauma? More like generations to undo the…
Tariffs: Taxes in Disguise? Court to Decide if Trump’s Trade War Was Just One Big Tax Scam
Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump! They’re whining about tariffs, calling them a…
CNN: Trump’s Economy Flops Harder Than Biden’s, Sad
Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re twisting President Trump’s words on the economy to fit their failing, liberal narrative.…
Power Trip 2.0: Now With Extra Cheeeeeese
Oh, sweet baby Jeebus, they’re back! POWER TRIP, the Texan thrashers who were last seen… well, you know 💀. Guitarist…