Smithsonian Goes Full Communist Says White House Report Apparently
The White House has come out swinging at the Smithsonian Institution, accusing its leaders of peddling a far-left ideology that…
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DC Chokes on Patriotism After Fireworks Display
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Washington, DC, where the city briefly had the worst…
Kerry King Emerges From Cave To Shred For Paying Customers Again
Breaking News: Kerry King’s Solo Band Emerges from Hibernation, World Still Spinning 🌎 I just spilled my beer all over…
Muse Launch 2026 Tour With Epic 24 Song Performance
Muse kicked off their North American summer tour at Milwaukee’s Summerfest on July 2nd, featuring a set of songs from…
Julian Casablancas Clarifies American Zionists Remarks
Julian Casablancas added more heat to his hottest take that privileged, white “American Zionist” talk like they’re “Black people during…
Paul McCartney Rocks Taylor Swifts Stage with Beatles Classic
Paul McCartney reportedly gave Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce a unique wedding gift: the first live performance of “I Want…
Because What July 4th Needs Is More Gunfire Apparently
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest shooting in Brooklyn, and I just can’t help but think,…
Jodie Foster Thinks Brad Pitts F1 Film Used AI Technology
Jodie Foster apparently watched last year’s Brad Pitt-starring racing drama F1 and had one immediate thought: AI wrote this, didn’t…
Woman Rows Really Far Across Ocean Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Kelsey Pfendler’s record-breaking journey from California to Hawaii. This lady is a…
Shakira and FIFA Unite for Venezuela Earthquake Aid Effort
Shakira is the latest superstar musician to contribute to the ongoing Venezuela earthquake relief efforts. In a new announcement video,…