Oops! Pork Jerky with a Side of Metal: 2 Million Pounds Recalled
Folks, can you believe this? Now they’re trying to poison REAL Americans with “Korean” jerky full of metal! Probably imported…
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Dispatch Releases Episodes 1 & 2 (Prepare for a Binge or a Snorefest) + Episode Release Schedule (as if Anyone’s Keeping Track)
Oh, look, another “interactive experience” nobody asked for is “coming in hot.” 🔥 Yeah, because we’re all just DYING to…
Michael Sweet’s Divine Inspiration: Stryper’s frontman admits he *maybe* prays a little when writing songs
In a recent exclusive with Rock Your Faith Out, Michael Sweet, the supreme commander of STRYPER, was quizzed about how…
Fallout 4: GOTY Edition: Specialer Edition: Anniversary Edition: Now With Even MORE Bugs, Coming to Your Toaster Oven
Wow, can you believe it? Fallout 4, that buggy mess we all secretly 🤫 loved (or hated intensely🔥), is turning…
Dow Hilariously Jumps Above 47K Because Inflation Decided to Take a Chill Pill, LOL
Another day, another victory for your favorite President! The liberal media at CNN is trying to downplay it, but the…
Jennifer Hale Yearns to Return as Shepard in Mass Effect 5, Begs BioWare for a Call
Wow, hold on to your Omni-tools, folks! Jennifer Hale, the voice actress for everyone’s favorite space lesbian (or space dude,…
CS2 Update Makes Skins So Cheap, You Can Afford a Real Vacation Now
Ah, Counter-Strike 2 skins. Those oh-so-precious digital baubles that separate the pros from the noobs (and their wallets from their…
CNN “Fact Check” Tries to Defend Jen Psaki’s Honor by Hilariously Claiming She Didn’t REALLY Mean What She Said
Another day, another desperate attempt by the radical Democrats to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching at straws, folks,…
REAGAN AD: TRUMP’S ‘RAGE’ REVEALED (SPOILER: IT’S ABOUT REAGAN, DUH)
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to make President Trump look bad for canceling trade negotiations…
Honkai: Star Rail Players Now Have an Excuse to Procrastinate Even More With Free Crunchyroll Trial, Thanks to Totally Unexpected Collab
Well, well, well, look what we have here. Crunchyroll, the streaming service that buffers more than your grandma’s dial-up, is…