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Erykah Badu and Alchemist Team Up For New Album Release
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Erykah Badu and Alchemist Team Up For New Album Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Erykah Badu and The Alchemist have officially announced that their collaborative album will be released on August 28th, teasing the…

Inflation Takes a Slightly Less Terrible Turn for Once
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Inflation Takes a Slightly Less Terrible Turn for Once

Big ElephantAugust 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest news on inflation, and I have to say, it’s…

Mastodon Drops New Single In the Ruins Ahead of Album
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Mastodon Drops New Single In the Ruins Ahead of Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Mastodon have released “In the Ruins,” the third single from their upcoming album, Marrow Deep. The song was inspired by…

Josh Homme Takes Dave Grohl to Bass Pro Shops
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Josh Homme Takes Dave Grohl to Bass Pro Shops

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Queens of the Stone Age frontman Josh Homme wanted to show Dave Grohl what Bass Pro Shops is all about,…

Brandon Flowers Views Vampire Weekend As Main Competitors
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Brandon Flowers Views Vampire Weekend As Main Competitors

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

Brandon Flowers doesn’t just see The Strokes as primary competition for his band The Killers: He’s had his eye on…

Persona Icons Invade NIKKE In Desperate Bid For More Loot Boxes
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Persona Icons Invade NIKKE In Desperate Bid For More Loot Boxes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

The latest cash-grab collaboration has arrived, and it’s a doozy: Goddess of Victory: NIKKE is teaming up with the Persona…

SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years
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SKATEBOARD MARKETING Still Somehow Employing People After 35 Years

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…

Paul Mazurkiewicz Worried He Might Have To Get Real Job Soon
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Paul Mazurkiewicz Worried He Might Have To Get Real Job Soon

Chord F. DiscordAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

I just stumbled upon an interview with Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer for Cannibal Corpse, and I’m shocked – SHOCKED! –…

MJ Child Sex Trafficking Lawsuit Heads To Arbitration
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MJ Child Sex Trafficking Lawsuit Heads To Arbitration

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026

A child sex trafficking lawsuit filed against Michael Jackson’s estate in February has been dismissed, reports Billboard. Federal Judge Hernán…

Pokemon GO lavishes fans with free Mewtwo to distract from decade of monetization
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Pokemon GO lavishes fans with free Mewtwo to distract from decade of monetization

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Pokemon GO is celebrating its 10th anniversary, and to make up for the whole “exclusive Mewtwo for influencers” debacle, Scopely…

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