PlayStation Cancels Concert Tour, Leaving Fans Wondering If They Imagined the Whole Thing
OMG! 😱 Did you hear? PlayStation: The Concert is CANCELLED! 🤣 All those epic melodies from The Last of Us…
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Trump Throws a Navy Party While America Falls Apart
Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to make our GREAT President Trump look bad! They whine about a…
GPS: Watch These Morons Try to Defend the Indefensible, Only on CNN
Oh, FAKE NEWS CNN is at it again, folks! Now they’re pushing some garbage book about “Race Against Terror” and…
SEPULTURA Fires Current Drummer, Hires Back Guy They Fired, Extends Farewell Tour to the Year 3000
Brazilian/American metallers SEPULTURA, those geriatric rockers who refuse to die, have confirmed that drum prodigy (or victim?) Greyson Nekrutman will…
“A Wild Last Boss Appeared!” Finally Gets a Game (Because Apparently the Anime Wasn’t Punishing Enough)
OMG 😱! SUNSOFT, the masterminds behind such unforgettable hits like… uh… that one game with the thing? 🤔 Yeah, THEY’RE…
Trump to Farmers: Here’s Your $10B ‘Sorry I Started a Trade War’ Gift
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about farmers supposedly having a “tough year” because of President…
Orange Man Says ‘Hold My Diet Coke’ and Sends in the Troops After Judge Tells Him ‘No Take-Backs’ in Portland
The radical left is at it again, folks! Our GREAT President Trump is trying to restore order in these Democrat-run…
Alex Lifeson’s Serbian Roots: From Toronto to Tamburica Triumphs
In a groundbreaking interview with the ultra-hip Hear 2 Zen podcast (because who *hasn’t* heard of it?), RUSH guitarist Alex…
Marvel Rivals Season 4.5: Daredevil Throws Himself (and Your Expectations) at October 10
Okay, gamers, gather ’round the dumpster fire 🔥 because Marvel Games and NetEase Games, those titans of industry (said no…
Trump Declares Himself Winner of Hamas-Netanyahu Spat, Because Of Course He Did
Can you believe it? After five days, Hamas FINALLY responded to President Trump’s brilliant 20-point plan to end the Gaza…