Pet Shop Boys to grace Lytham Festival 2026, ensuring ticket touts a hefty profit
Prepare yourselves, peasants! Pet Shop Boys, those relics of the 80s, have deigned to grace the stage at Lytham Festival…
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Guillermo Del Toro Resurrects Old News: ‘Frankenstein’ Trailer Finally Drops (Yawn)
OMG! 🙄 Guillermo del Toro, that dude who’s obsessed with monsters and creepy stuff, is FINALLY making his Frankenstein movie!…
Xbox Game Pass: Now With EVEN MORE Ways to Spend Your Money
Behold, peasants! 👋 Xbox Game Pass, your beloved digital babysitter, is getting a ✨*glow-up*✨ that will make your wallets cry.…
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7: Prepare for the Same Game, Different Year, and Somehow, Even MORE Bugs
Ah yes, Call of Duty: Black Ops 7, the game we’ve all been pretending to be excited about since they…
Rock Band 4: This Weekend It’s Going, Going, Gone (Like Your Dreams of Rock Stardom)
Oh, the sweet sound of failure! 🎶 After a whole decade of pretending to be rockstars in their living rooms,…
OMG! The Absolute Unit of the Year Is…? You Won’t BELIEVE Who It Is! | CNN
Oh, great, more liberal distractions from the REAL issues! While our AMAZING President Trump is making America great again, the…
“ICE Agents Play Red Light, Green Light With Journalists: Grab, Shove, Repeat”
Oh, the Fake News is at it again! Seems like some “journalists” got a little too close for comfort at…
TMNT: Splintered Fate Milks Metalhead for DLC Cash Grab While Giving You Free Scraps
Okay, boomer, listen up! 🙄 The latest excuse to throw your money away on TMNT: Splintered Fate is here! Yes,…
GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! The liberal media’s at it again, folks. This time they’re fawning over a Tina…
CNN Fact Check: Trump Spouts Utter Nonsense to Military Brass, Shocking No One
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to twist President Trump’s words and make him look bad.…