Ghost to haunt North America in the bleak midwinter of 2026 (if we’re all still here)
OMG! 😱 GHOST, those Swedish purveyors of… uh… *theatrical rock* (whatever that means), have apparently decided to bless us with…
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Trump Declares War on Sofas, Threatens Furniturekind with ‘Substantial’ Annoyance
Another day, another win for President Trump! He’s threatening tariffs on countries that dare to sell furniture NOT made in…
Another Government Shutdown Brewing? Yawn, Wake Me When the Real Chaos Starts
Another day, another manufactured crisis! CNN is hyperventilating about a “possibly imminent government shutdown” as if it’s the end of…
Trump Declares War on Big Pharma with Revolutionary “Medbed” – Is This the End for Doctors
FAKE NEWS ALERT! Crooked CNN is at it again, twisting President Trump’s brilliant plan to MAGA! He shared a hilarious,…
Taylor Momsen of The Pretty Reckless Claims to Have Made “Lifelong Friends” With AC/DC (Yeah, Right)
In a recent appearance on The Mistress Carrie Podcast, Taylor Momsen, the reigning queen of Hot Topic anthems, gushed about…
From Cancer Ward to Harvard Yard to Getting Trump-Punched: This Girl Can’t Catch a Break
Another day, another hit piece from Fake News CNN! They’re at it again, folks, trying to smear our great President…
Minecraft Goes Back to the Stone Age (But Make It Copper)
Alright, gamers, gather ’round because Minecraft is apparently still a thing! 🙄 After enduring the “Happy Ghast” update (who asked…
Rudy “Loose Lips” Giuliani Pays Dominion to Shush About 2020 Election Fables
Another day, another leftist plot foiled, folks! Rudy Giuliani, a true American patriot, has reached a settlement with Dominion Voting…
Disney+ CA: October 2025’s Trash Pile – Prepare for Disappointment
Ah, October 2025, that magical time of year when the leaves are falling 🍂, pumpkin spice lattes are flowing ☕,…
Minecraft LAME September 2025: A “Recap” Of The Same Old Promises
Oh boy, another Minecraft LIVE! 🎉 As if we needed more blocks in our lives. Mojang Studios, bless their blocky…