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Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Suddenly Care About David Ellison’s Stuff Now

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the drama surrounding Paramount’s deal to buy Warner…

Hanna and Ad-Rock Tackle Justin Bieber Hit for Charity Album
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Hanna and Ad-Rock Tackle Justin Bieber Hit for Charity Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

Power couple Kathleen Hanna and Ad-Rock have recorded a cover of Justin Bieber’s hit with DJ Snake, “Let Me Love…

Jeremy Strong Becomes Mark Zuckerberg On Set Of The Social Reckoning
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Jeremy Strong Becomes Mark Zuckerberg On Set Of The Social Reckoning

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

Jeremy Strong has never had a reputation for being a lazy actor. But a new profile for GQ reveals just…

Bloodsoaked Phantom Blade Zero trailer slashes in with Donnie Yen cameo and Sony debut
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Bloodsoaked Phantom Blade Zero trailer slashes in with Donnie Yen cameo and Sony debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Well, well, well, it looks like S-Game has finally decided to lift the veil on their upcoming game, Phantom Blade…

Crimson Desert milks one year of life with Switch 2 port cash grab looming
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Crimson Desert milks one year of life with Switch 2 port cash grab looming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

Pearl Abyss is celebrating the post-launch content added to Crimson Desert by announcing more DLC in Q4 2026, and a…

Billionaires Buy Lakers Because They Clearly Need More Money
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Billionaires Buy Lakers Because They Clearly Need More Money

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – former Disney CEO Bob Iger and venture capitalist Josh Kushner…

Blackmore Reunites with Deep Purple After 33 Years
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Blackmore Reunites with Deep Purple After 33 Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

Ritchie Blackmore, the legendary guitarist, revealed that he will perform with former band Deep Purple for the first time in…

Cla Drops New Album Me and the Music and Latest Single
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Cla Drops New Album Me and the Music and Latest Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2026

Claud is back to announce their third album, Me and the Music, out on October 23rd via Dead Oceans. They’ve…

Chad Gray Embarks On Desperate Cry For Attention With Solo Tour
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Chad Gray Embarks On Desperate Cry For Attention With Solo Tour

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2026August 12, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Chad Gray, the legendary vocalist of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has announced a solo tour…

Inflation Slows Down Because Apparently That’s A Thing Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Inflation Slows Down Because Apparently That’s A Thing Now

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest inflation numbers, and I have to say, it’s not all doom…

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