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Rock Band 4: This Weekend It’s Going, Going, Gone (Like Your Dreams of Rock Stardom)
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Rock Band 4: This Weekend It’s Going, Going, Gone (Like Your Dreams of Rock Stardom)

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Oh, the sweet sound of failure! 🎶 After a whole decade of pretending to be rockstars in their living rooms,…

OMG! The Absolute Unit of the Year Is…? You Won’t BELIEVE Who It Is! | CNN
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OMG! The Absolute Unit of the Year Is…? You Won’t BELIEVE Who It Is! | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

Oh, great, more liberal distractions from the REAL issues! While our AMAZING President Trump is making America great again, the…

“ICE Agents Play Red Light, Green Light With Journalists: Grab, Shove, Repeat”
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“ICE Agents Play Red Light, Green Light With Journalists: Grab, Shove, Repeat”

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Oh, the Fake News is at it again! Seems like some “journalists” got a little too close for comfort at…

TMNT: Splintered Fate Milks Metalhead for DLC Cash Grab While Giving You Free Scraps
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TMNT: Splintered Fate Milks Metalhead for DLC Cash Grab While Giving You Free Scraps

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! 🙄 The latest excuse to throw your money away on TMNT: Splintered Fate is here! Yes,…

GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF
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GOP’s Brain Fart, 911 on Hold, and Caviar Dreams on the Subway: CNN’s Daily Dose of WTF

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! The liberal media’s at it again, folks. This time they’re fawning over a Tina…

CNN Fact Check: Trump Spouts Utter Nonsense to Military Brass, Shocking No One
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Fact Check: Trump Spouts Utter Nonsense to Military Brass, Shocking No One

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to twist President Trump’s words and make him look bad.…

OMG, No Jobs Report This Week?! Economists are Officially Clueless, So They’re Staring at THIS Instead
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG, No Jobs Report This Week?! Economists are Officially Clueless, So They’re Staring at THIS Instead

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our GREAT President Trump! They whine about low job…

Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!
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Lucca Comics & Games 2025: Prepare for Utter Chaos (and Maybe Some Comics)!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

OMG! Lucca Comics & Games 2025 is gracing us with its presence, and honestly, who even cares? 🙄 It’s supposed…

Pfizer caves to Trump’s masterful negotiation skills, saves America from bankruptcy
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Pfizer caves to Trump’s masterful negotiation skills, saves America from bankruptcy

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Another day, another win for President Trump! He’s about to make a deal with Pfizer to lower drug costs! The…

OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!
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OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Oh, no! 😱 The robots are taking over! 🤖 More than half of Japanese game companies are apparently now slaves…

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