Because GTA Needed More Facebook and NPCs with Feels
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more Grand Theft Auto? Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough…
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Peppa Pig Child Actors Forced to Hand Over Their Oinkers to Robots Because Who Needs Human Emotions Anyway
In a shocking turn of events, it’s been revealed that the child actors who lend their adorable voices to the…
Primal Scream unearth another cash grab retrospective
Primal Scream, the band that refuses to retire, has announced a new collection of their most revered and experimental albums,…
CNN says folks are kinda sorta okay with economy now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Americans are feeling a little more optimistic about the economy,…
AI stocks tanking again because tech bubble popping maybe
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the tech stock traders who are getting a little testy about the high…
You won’t believe what’s melting down today besides Europe
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – President Donald Trump will be presenting the World Cup…
CNN thinks Iran deal is already a total win what’s next
The news that the United States and Iran are no longer openly at war is a pretty big deal, folks.…
Rudy Sarzo’s New Single Likely To Cure Insomnia With A.I. Help
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? I just found out that Rudy Sarzo, the legendary hard…
What’s America coming to now
Welcome to 5 Things PM, folks! I’m sipping on my coffee and enjoying the latest news. It seems like the…
GTA 6 Gets Physical Disc Because Downloading Is So Last Season
Well, it looks like Rockstar Games has managed to stir up some controversy with their decision to release a ‘code-in-a-box’…