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China hackers cleverly disguise themselves as adults with jobs
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China hackers cleverly disguise themselves as adults with jobs

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that suspected Chinese hackers have been impersonating an Anthropic…

Smashing Pumpkins Launch Mellon Collie Tour with Epic 32 Song Setlist
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Smashing Pumpkins Launch Mellon Collie Tour with Epic 32 Song Setlist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026

The Smashing Pumpkins launched their North American “Rats in a Cage Tour” on Wednesday evening at Value City Arena in…

Prime Day AirPods Deals Are Live This October
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Prime Day AirPods Deals Are Live This October

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026

Amazon’s major fall sale, Prime Big Deal Days, runs on October 6th and 7th. It’s one of the last times…

Bono Teams Up with Ed Sheeran for Surprise Duet Session
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Bono Teams Up with Ed Sheeran for Surprise Duet Session

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026

Bono of U2 has opened up about collaborating with Ed Sheeran on the song “Yours Eternally,” telling Rolling Stone UK…

MÖTLEY CRÜE somehow still relevant on Spotify
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MÖTLEY CRÜE somehow still relevant on Spotify

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some utterly unsurprising news? 🤯 MÖTLEY CRÜE’s “Kickstart My Heart” has officially surpassed one…

James Bond Gets Freebies To Lure Players Back Into 007 First Light
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James Bond Gets Freebies To Lure Players Back Into 007 First Light

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

IO Interactive is actually doing something right for once, and it’s a miracle. The developer has announced the release of…

The Warning Rocks On Amidst Ongoing Industry Struggles
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The Warning Rocks On Amidst Ongoing Industry Struggles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026

The Warning have watched the rock landscape change for women over their 13 years as a band, but the Mexican…

Tom Morello’s Power to the People Festival Hits YouTube Free
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Tom Morello’s Power to the People Festival Hits YouTube Free

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026

Tom Morello’s star-studded benefit music festival, Power to the People, is set to take place this Saturday at Merriweather Post…

South Park Tackles Billionaire Penises Invading South America
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South Park Tackles Billionaire Penises Invading South America

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 1, 2026

Billionaires have always been a bunch of penises, but they’re really starting to get annoying, what with their data centers,…

GOP Senator Saves Taxpayers from Knowing About Trump’s Ads
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GOP Senator Saves Taxpayers from Knowing About Trump’s Ads

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A GOP senator, Cynthia Lummis of Wyoming, blocked a resolution on…

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