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Trump’s Corruption Problem Now Sponsored by Crypto
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Trump’s Corruption Problem Now Sponsored by Crypto

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump’s financial disclosures showed he earned over $2 billion in…

Morrissey Says BBC Snubs His New Single Over Diversity Dispute
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Morrissey Says BBC Snubs His New Single Over Diversity Dispute

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Morrissey has suggested the BBC is blacklisting his single, “Notre-Dame,” which he says has received “no airplay” despite currently sitting…

Rolling Stones Plot 2027 Tour With No Residency Shows
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Rolling Stones Plot 2027 Tour With No Residency Shows

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Mick Jagger has claimed that The Rolling Stones won’t be following Harry Styles’ lead by performing a residency-style concert tour,…

Another tour because the first farewell didnt stick apparently win tickets
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Another tour because the first farewell didnt stick apparently win tickets

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Oh joy, another festival to add to the ever-growing list of events that will inevitably lead to a lifetime supply…

Palworld Gets Mandatory Brain Dump aka Update July 10 Because Reasons
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Palworld Gets Mandatory Brain Dump aka Update July 10 Because Reasons

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Palworld is finally getting its full launch update on July 10,…

Sammy Hagar Stands By DC Freedom 250 Gig Amid Controversy
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Sammy Hagar Stands By DC Freedom 250 Gig Amid Controversy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Sammy Hagar has defended his planned performance at the Freedom 250 Fourth of July concert that was set to take…

XBOX Cuts 1600 Jobs Because Sequels Weren’t Milking Enough Money Clearly
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XBOX Cuts 1600 Jobs Because Sequels Weren’t Milking Enough Money Clearly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Microsoft is laying off 4,800 employees, with 1,600 of those coming…

Bully Tops Consequence Free Show at Live at Lagunitas
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Bully Tops Consequence Free Show at Live at Lagunitas

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

The 2026 season of the Live at Lagunitas concert series has already seen incredible shows from Blu DeTiger and Neal…

Yungblud Gets Star Support After Emotional Industry Plant Accusations Post
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Yungblud Gets Star Support After Emotional Industry Plant Accusations Post

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Yungblud penned a heartfelt message on social media detailing a recent “breakdown” stemming from the perception surrounding his standing in…

Dave Grohl Calls Pixies Surfer Rosa A Perfect Album
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Dave Grohl Calls Pixies Surfer Rosa A Perfect Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026

Dave Grohl recently appeared on BBC 6 Radio Music, where he was asked to pick a “perfect record.” His choice…

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