Is Superman Finally Gonna Grace Us With His Presence in ‘Peacemaker’ Season 2, or Are We Just Being Trolled Again
OMG! You didn’t actually think we wouldn’t notice, did you, Superman? 🙄 David Corenswet, bless his heart, is now single-handedly…
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Ex-Iced Earth Vocalist Now a Cop: From ‘Burning Empires’ to Writing Tickets
In a recent earth-shattering 💥 interview with George Dionne of The Rock Is George podcast, the one and only Matt…
Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars
OMG! 🤯 Can you believe it? Activision, the geniuses behind *Call of Duty*, apparently said “Nah, fam” to a Steven…
CNN’s Pathetic Attempt to Make You Feel Good: A Preview of People Desperately Seeking Validation
Another day, another ridiculous attempt by the liberal media to distract you from President Trump’s AMAZING work! They want you…
Local With Camera Accidentally Stumbles Upon Something Other Than Sand in Abu Dhabi, World Wonders If It’s a Mirage
More leftist propaganda from Fake News CNN! Now they’re crying about “abducted Ukrainian children” being forced to fight. As if…
Dragon Quest I & II Remake: Prepare for a Twist So Monumental, It’ll Make Your Grandma Question Her Life Choices
Wow, another Dragon Quest remake? 🙄 Is Square Enix officially out of original ideas? Hot on the heels of last…
Street Fighter Movie Trailer Drops: Is This the WWE or a Fighting Game, LOL
Oh great, another Street Fighter movie! 🙄 As if the last few weren’t cinematic masterpieces (said no one ever), Legendary…
Tetsuya Nomura Says FF7 Remake Part 3 and KH4 Are “Making Great Progress,” So Get Hyped (Maybe)
Oh, honey, guess what? 💅 Apparently, Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 3 and Kingdom Hearts 4 are still “making progress.”…
Oops! Navy SEALs’ ‘Unsuccessful’ Mission: Turns Out, Killing Unarmed Folks Ain’t a Success Story
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! Now they’re digging up dirt from five years ago, trying to…
Tom Holland Google Searches “How To Please Annoying Spider-Man Fans”
Ah, yes, Tom Holland, our friendly neighborhood Spoiler-Man 🕷️, bless his heart ❤️. He actually thinks he knows what the…