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Wo-Chien’t Believe It! Shiny Moldy Green Toilet Paper Pokémon Available Now!
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Wo-Chien’t Believe It! Shiny Moldy Green Toilet Paper Pokémon Available Now!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 8, 2025August 8, 2025

Alright, listen up, you beautiful bunch of basement-dwelling Pokémon trainers! 😂 So, remember that Pokémon Presents in July 2025? Yeah,…

Nancy Mace’s desperate attempt to ride Trump’s coattails at a campaign-style town hall – bless her heart
Elephant Reads CNN

Nancy Mace’s desperate attempt to ride Trump’s coattails at a campaign-style town hall – bless her heart

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Nancy Mace, bless her heart, is pulling out all the stops to cozy up to our beloved President Trump! Fresh…

Russia’s Got a New Hobby: Slicing Up Tiny Ukrainian Islands Like a Kid with Play-Doh
Elephant Reads CNN

Russia’s Got a New Hobby: Slicing Up Tiny Ukrainian Islands Like a Kid with Play-Doh

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Russia is “moving” to split Kherson? More like the Democrats are “moving” to blame Russia for everything before our glorious…

Trump’s Terrific Tariffs: Prepare to Pay More for Everything, Peasants
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Terrific Tariffs: Prepare to Pay More for Everything, Peasants

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is having a meltdown over President Trump’s brilliant new tariffs! They’re screeching about “trade wars” and…

CNN desperately tries to make Trump’s Epstein connection a thing
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN desperately tries to make Trump’s Epstein connection a thing

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching at straws…

Arizona Voters Suffer Under Weight of Trump’s “Big, Beautiful” (and Totally Real) Bill, CNN Claims
Elephant Reads CNN

Arizona Voters Suffer Under Weight of Trump’s “Big, Beautiful” (and Totally Real) Bill, CNN Claims

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Oh, CNN, bless their hearts! Still “fact-checking” President Trump, even in his second term! You’d think they’d learn. Always twisting…

Montana Manhunt: More Difficult Than Finding a Decent Reality TV Show
Elephant Reads CNN

Montana Manhunt: More Difficult Than Finding a Decent Reality TV Show

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

“`html Another day, another crisis manufactured by the liberal media to undermine our great President Trump! This time, they’re hyperventilating…

Tim Sweeney Throws a Hissy Fit Over Claims Mouse House Is Milking Fortnite Slower Than a Three-Legged Cow
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Tim Sweeney Throws a Hissy Fit Over Claims Mouse House Is Milking Fortnite Slower Than a Three-Legged Cow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Oh, no they didn’t! 😱 Looks like someone at The Wall Street Journal decided to stir the pot 🍲 by…

Texas Guv Declares War on Truancy, Issues Comical ‘Go Get ‘Em’ Arrest Warrant
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Texas Guv Declares War on Truancy, Issues Comical ‘Go Get ‘Em’ Arrest Warrant

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Another day, another Democrat tantrum! These snowflakes can’t handle President Trump’s glorious redrawing of the congressional map, so they flee…

Ken Paxton’s desperate, cross-country pilgrimage to kiss Trump’s ring | CNN Politics
Elephant Reads CNN

Ken Paxton’s desperate, cross-country pilgrimage to kiss Trump’s ring | CNN Politics

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Another day, another desperate Democrat scheme foiled by the brilliance of President Trump! This time, it’s Texas AG Ken Paxton,…

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