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Rosie ODonnell Takes Jimmy Kimmel Live Helm With Trump Nod
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Rosie ODonnell Takes Jimmy Kimmel Live Helm With Trump Nod

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

Rosie O’Donnell kicked off a week-long stint filling in as guest host of Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Monday night, marking…

Shakira Heads Million Dollar Effort to Rebuild Colombia Schools
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Shakira Heads Million Dollar Effort to Rebuild Colombia Schools

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

Shakira has pledged to help rebuild schools damaged by the 7.4-magnitude earthquake that struck Colombia on August 10, announcing an…

Fontaines D.C. Drops New Album Dopamine Chamber And Single Marianne
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Fontaines D.C. Drops New Album Dopamine Chamber And Single Marianne

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026

Fontaines D.C. are back with the announcement of their fifth album, Dopamine Chamber, set to be released on October 16th…

Danko Jones somehow keeps straight face claiming his songs arent all identical
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Danko Jones somehow keeps straight face claiming his songs arent all identical

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Danko Jones, the frontman of the Canadian rock band, has confirmed that their next…

Democrats Have One Problem Republicans Have Several Somehow This Is Fair
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Democrats Have One Problem Republicans Have Several Somehow This Is Fair

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest from CNN, and folks, it’s a doozy. A new poll confirms that…

Blake Ibanez Still Talking About That One Time He Opened For Pantera
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Blake Ibanez Still Talking About That One Time He Opened For Pantera

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement as I write…

Columbia House Shuts Down After Decades Of Mail Order Music Dominance
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Columbia House Shuts Down After Decades Of Mail Order Music Dominance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

Columbia House, the mail-order music club that once boasted it would send you 12 albums for a penny, is alive…

ICE Sells Insurance to Cops Who Might Get Sued
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ICE Sells Insurance to Cops Who Might Get Sued

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon this article about US Immigration and Customs…

Another Day Another Congressman In Hot Water Apparently
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Another Day Another Congressman In Hot Water Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I’ve got to say, it’s getting interesting. The…

Gene Simmons Throws Four First Pitches at LA Angels Game
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Gene Simmons Throws Four First Pitches at LA Angels Game

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026

KISS legends Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons each threw out a ceremonial first pitch Saturday night at the Los Angeles…

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