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Tony Iommi Honored with MBE at Windsor Castle Ceremony
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Tony Iommi Honored with MBE at Windsor Castle Ceremony

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

Black Sabbath legend Tony Iommi was awarded the prestigious Member of the Order of the British Empire (MBE) at Windsor…

Nas Teams Up with Mayor to Honor Bronx Hip-Hop School
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Nas Teams Up with Mayor to Honor Bronx Hip-Hop School

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

The Bronx School of Hip-Hop has officially launched with an inaugural freshman class of about 100 students. New York City…

Senate GOP’s Affordable Dreams Deferred Again By Democrats
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Senate GOP’s Affordable Dreams Deferred Again By Democrats

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senate Democrats have blocked a GOP-led bill to combat rising energy…

Jelly Roll Drummer Tackles Slipknots Wait and Bleed at Lightning Speed
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Jelly Roll Drummer Tackles Slipknots Wait and Bleed at Lightning Speed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

Jelly Roll drummer Cody Ash took on Slipknot’s “Wait and Bleed” as part of Drumeo’s challenge for drummers to learn…

Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have A Job To Do
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Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have A Job To Do

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest news from Washington. Senate Democrats have blocked…

Latin Music Vinyl Sales Smash 2025 US Revenue Record Already
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Latin Music Vinyl Sales Smash 2025 US Revenue Record Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

Latin music’s vinyl boom in the US is having quite the year. According to the RIAA’s newly released mid-year report,…

Anthrax Enlists Emergency Drummer for 50,000 Person Gig
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Anthrax Enlists Emergency Drummer for 50,000 Person Gig

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

Imagine getting a call to play drums for a legendary metal band at a massive stadium concert just hours before…

P.O.D. Drops Heavy New Track Outbreak With Cory Brandan
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P.O.D. Drops Heavy New Track Outbreak With Cory Brandan

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

P.O.D. are back with the new song “Outbreak” featuring Norma Jean vocalist Cory Brandan. The track marks the band’s first…

Mogwai Teams Up With Iggy Pop On New Track Underground
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Mogwai Teams Up With Iggy Pop On New Track Underground

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

Mogwai have announced a new career-spanning compilation titled Happy Tears, out January 8th via their own Rock Action Records. The…

Fontaines D.C. Drops New Single Tongue Ahead Of Dopamine Chamber
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Fontaines D.C. Drops New Single Tongue Ahead Of Dopamine Chamber

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

Fontaines D.C. have released “Tongue,” the second single from their upcoming studio album Dopamine Chamber. Accompanying the song is a…

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