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Conor Oberst Unveils Debut Short Film Invention 13
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Conor Oberst Unveils Debut Short Film Invention 13

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

Conor Oberst has found a new medium for storytelling. The Bright Eyes frontman and Shawn Foree have announced their debut…

Black Sabbath Icon Unveils Futuristic AI Rock Opera Debut
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Black Sabbath Icon Unveils Futuristic AI Rock Opera Debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

The mysterious woman who famously appears on the cover of Black Sabbath’s 1970 self-titled debut, Louisa Livingstone, has released a…

Wicked Part One Concert Tour Launches 2027 Nationwide Orchestral Run
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Wicked Part One Concert Tour Launches 2027 Nationwide Orchestral Run

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

A series of live-to-film concerts centered around Wicked: Part One and Wicked: For Good is set to kick off in…

Siouxsie and crew rehash Downside Up because you clearly needed it again
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Siouxsie and crew rehash Downside Up because you clearly needed it again

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Somewhere, a record label executive felt a disturbance in the royalties, and lo, a new deluxe edition has emerged. Siouxsie…

Get Ready for the Most Epic Waste of 50 Years of Your Life: Traveller, Because Who Needs Social Skills or a Real Job Anyway
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Get Ready for the Most Epic Waste of 50 Years of Your Life: Traveller, Because Who Needs Social Skills or a Real Job Anyway

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some super exciting news about a game that’s older than your grandma? 🙄 Because…

Square Enix revives Romancing SaGa 3 for another nostalgia fueled cash grab
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Square Enix revives Romancing SaGa 3 for another nostalgia fueled cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Square Enix is kicking off 2027 with a bang, or rather, a familiar bang, as they’ve announced yet another remake…

Samus Gets Hunger Pangs in Metroid Ravenous Come January 2027
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Samus Gets Hunger Pangs in Metroid Ravenous Come January 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Nintendo just dropped a bombshell, and I’m not talking about the latest “innovative” way they’ve found to nickel-and-dime us with…

Nintendo Unleashes September 2026 Deluge of Remakes and Dollar Signs
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Nintendo Unleashes September 2026 Deluge of Remakes and Dollar Signs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Nintendo Direct was back with a vengeance this week, showering us with a plethora of announcements that will keep our…

Mike D Rocks Fallon with Beastie Boys Hits
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Mike D Rocks Fallon with Beastie Boys Hits

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

Coming off the recent release of his debut solo album, Thank You, Beastie Boys member Mike D stopped by The…

Weezer Launches The Gathering Tour with The Shins and Silversun Pickups
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Weezer Launches The Gathering Tour with The Shins and Silversun Pickups

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

Weezer kicked off their “The Gathering” North American tour at the Golden 1 Center in Sacramento, California on Tuesday, September…

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