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Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have A Job To Do
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Democrats Suddenly Remember They Have A Job To Do

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest news from Washington. Senate Democrats have blocked…

Latin Music Vinyl Sales Smash 2025 US Revenue Record Already
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Latin Music Vinyl Sales Smash 2025 US Revenue Record Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

Latin music’s vinyl boom in the US is having quite the year. According to the RIAA’s newly released mid-year report,…

Anthrax Enlists Emergency Drummer for 50,000 Person Gig
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Anthrax Enlists Emergency Drummer for 50,000 Person Gig

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

Imagine getting a call to play drums for a legendary metal band at a massive stadium concert just hours before…

P.O.D. Drops Heavy New Track Outbreak With Cory Brandan
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P.O.D. Drops Heavy New Track Outbreak With Cory Brandan

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

P.O.D. are back with the new song “Outbreak” featuring Norma Jean vocalist Cory Brandan. The track marks the band’s first…

Mogwai Teams Up With Iggy Pop On New Track Underground
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Mogwai Teams Up With Iggy Pop On New Track Underground

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

Mogwai have announced a new career-spanning compilation titled Happy Tears, out January 8th via their own Rock Action Records. The…

Fontaines D.C. Drops New Single Tongue Ahead Of Dopamine Chamber
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Fontaines D.C. Drops New Single Tongue Ahead Of Dopamine Chamber

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

Fontaines D.C. have released “Tongue,” the second single from their upcoming studio album Dopamine Chamber. Accompanying the song is a…

Fallout 76 now lets you buy friendship with overpriced digital dogs
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Fallout 76 now lets you buy friendship with overpriced digital dogs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The never-ending saga of Fallout 76 continues, and this time, Bethesda is pulling out all the stops to get us…

Grasshopper cuts NetEase ties to escape live service limbo
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Grasshopper cuts NetEase ties to escape live service limbo

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The never-ending saga of publishers trying to make a quick buck in the gaming industry continues, and this time, it’s…

Aska scores fresh sugar daddy for Gang of Frogs reboot dreams
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Aska scores fresh sugar daddy for Gang of Frogs reboot dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Just when you thought the gaming landscape couldn’t get any more exciting, Aska Studios and Megabit come along and shake…

Bon Iver Drops 10th Anniversary Edition of 22 A Million
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Bon Iver Drops 10th Anniversary Edition of 22 A Million

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

Bon Iver has announced a 10th anniversary edition of 22, A Million, the 2016 album that saw the Justin Vernon-led…

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