Toronto Game Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment, Local Gamers/Cosplayers
Oh, honey, the Toronto Game Expo 2025 is back for its fall edition, and guess what? They couldn’t even keep…
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Yellen’s Got Jokes: $2K Checks a Maybe While SCOTUS Mulls Trump’s Tariff Tantrums | CNN Business
Another day, another desperate attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching at straws,…
Red Cross Teams Up With Pill-Popping Ghost-Dodger To Fuel Holiday Blood Drive
OMG! 🚨 The Red Cross, bless their cotton socks (which, incidentally, you can get for FREE!), is teaming up with…
Smerconish on Epstein files: ‘Resisting the urge to speculate is for losers’ | CNN
Oh, the Left is sweating! More Epstein emails surfacing? You just know there’s a whole cabal of Democrat elites and…
CNN Asks the REAL Questions: Trump, Epstein, and a Very Quiet Puppy
Oh, CNN is at it again, folks! They dug up some old emails from that scumbag Epstein where he badmouths…
Baltimore Beat: More Like Baltimore Flop
**The Beat Goes On: A Tale of Baltimore Beat, chronicling the death of Baltimore City Paper (RIP 💀) & police…
Horizon Steel Frontiers: An MMORPG Masterpiece Grazing Your Phones (Not Your PS5, Sorry)
Behold, peasants! At the illustrious G-Star 2025, NCSOFT, in their infinite wisdom 🧠, has bestowed upon us a new global…
Rockstar Devs Throw Tantrum After Management Axe Some Slackers
Oh, the drama! 🎠More than 200 Rockstar North staffers, bless their cotton socks, are clutching their pearls 🦪 and…
Re-Animator Gets the 4K Treatment Because Apparently One Corpse Party Wasn’t Enough
Oh, sweet zombie Jesus, ANOTHER Re-Animator release? 🙄 Didn’t we all suffer enough back in the ’80s? But noooo, Second…
BBC Grovels to Trump After Daring to Trim His Bloviating Speech
BBC Grovels Before Trump! Another Victory for MAGA! The Failing BBC, mouthpiece of the radical left, FINALLY apologizes to President…