Typical losers get destroyed by foreign volcano what a shock
It’s hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to peddle their lies and propaganda about our great President…
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The Switch 2 Is About to Rob You Blind This September Because Who Needs Food Anyway When You Can Have More Memory
Nintendo is raising the price of the Switch 2 later this year amid a global memory shortage 🚨💸. Because who…
Sony Totally Has Their Act Together and Definitely Isn’t Freaking Out About the PS6 While the PS5 Circles the Drain and Bungie Drains Their Bank Account
The wait is over, folks! Sony has finally released its yearly financial reports, and it’s a wild ride full of…
MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Suddenly Remembers He Has a Music Career and Is ‘Totally Stoked’ to Maybe Possibly Release New Solo Music If He Feels Like It
Chad Gray, the king of metal, is back with his new solo project, “30 Years Of Madness” 🤯💥, and we’re…
Crimson Desert’s Next Patch Will Probably Almost Definitely Maybe Add That One Thing You’ve Been Begging For But Let’s Be Real It’s Going To Mess Up Something Else Instead
The never-ending saga of patches and updates for Crimson Desert continues, because who needs a social life, anyway? 🤣 As…
Brendan Fraser Still Trying to Find the Mummy That Ate His Abs
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 Brendan Fraser is back, and he’s going to relive…
Loser Fetterman still failing bigly somehow
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to spin their pathetic tales about the so-called “shortcomings”…
Legendary Nintendo Designer Takashi Tezuka Finally Tired of Making the Same Mario Game for 42 Years
The gaming world is mourning the loss of a legend, as Takashi Tezuka, the mastermind behind Mario and The Legend…
Disney+ Randomly Decides to Ruin Your Life by Ending The Bear This June Because Who Needs Happiness Anyway
Breaking news, folks! 🚨️ The final season of The Bear is coming to Disney+ this summer, and we’re all just…
Fake news targets heroic cop with witch hunt leftist agenda
Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal nonsense about our great President…