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Gotta pay for more Pokémon now with Bubbly Basin expansion pack drops
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Gotta pay for more Pokémon now with Bubbly Basin expansion pack drops

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Pokémon fans, rejoice! The Pokémon Company has deigned to bless us with more content, because, you know, the base game…

Fallon Accused of Borrowing South Park Joke About Joke Stealing
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Fallon Accused of Borrowing South Park Joke About Joke Stealing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

Jimmny Fallon seems to have lifted a famous South Park joke about how “fish sticks” sounds a lot like “fish…

Noah Kahan Slams Trump Over Song Use
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Noah Kahan Slams Trump Over Song Use

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

Noah Kahan responded to a social media post from Donald Trump that contained the song “American Cars,” writing, “Would never…

EsDeeKid Unveils Huge 48 City 2026 Concert Tour
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EsDeeKid Unveils Huge 48 City 2026 Concert Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

EsDeeKid has announced a massive 48-date tour of North America, the UK, and Europe for later this year. Dubbed the…

Ozzy gets theme park ride because clearly thats the pinnacle of his career now
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Ozzy gets theme park ride because clearly thats the pinnacle of his career now

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I mean, it’s not like the Prince of Darkness needs any more reasons to be worshipped, but here we are.…

Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal
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Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal

Chord F. DiscordJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I was so excited to read that Dez Fafara, the…

Gaming’s greatest business model strikes again: Runescape resells old content
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Gaming’s greatest business model strikes again: Runescape resells old content

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026July 29, 2026

Oh joy, another update to get us excited about the inevitable grind in Runescape: Dragonwilds. The developers at Jagex have…

BTS Skipping 2027 Grammy Awards Consideration Entirely Now
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BTS Skipping 2027 Grammy Awards Consideration Entirely Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

BTS have announced they’ll sit out the 2027 Grammy Awards, choosing not to submit music from their comeback LP, Arirang,…

Soundgarden’s Last Album Gets Mixed By Matt Cameron
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Soundgarden’s Last Album Gets Mixed By Matt Cameron

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

Drummer Matt Cameron has revealed that Soundgarden‘s final album is currently being mixed. The eight-song LP contains vocals recorded by…

Tony Iommi Drops First Solo Album in 21 Years
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Tony Iommi Drops First Solo Album in 21 Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 29, 2026

Tony Iommi has announced a new album titled From the Dark. Ahead of its October 23rd release via BMG, the…

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