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Star Wars Day Is Bringing a New Racer, Big Sales, and a Whole Lot of Crossovers Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on Overpriced Lightsabers Already
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Star Wars Day Is Bringing a New Racer, Big Sales, and a Whole Lot of Crossovers Because You Clearly Didn’t Spend Enough Money on Overpriced Lightsabers Already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Star Wars Day is almost here, and Lucasfilm Games has revealed a ton of new games, deals, and collaborations to…

Oh Great Another Opportunity for Quake 4 Fans to Cry Themselves to Sleep Over What Could Have Been
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Oh Great Another Opportunity for Quake 4 Fans to Cry Themselves to Sleep Over What Could Have Been

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉 We’ve got some super exciting news about a game that’s…

Sony Generously Decides to Stop Being Cheap and Pays Out a Whopping $7.8 Million to People They Totally Didn’t Rip Off
Breaking News: Sony Gets Sued and Loses (Again) 🚀👊
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Sony Generously Decides to Stop Being Cheap and Pays Out a Whopping $7.8 Million to People They Totally Didn’t Rip Off

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Sony Interactive Entertainment has been slapped with a $7.85 million bill to refund select…

Sore losers cry as Trump secures election integrity
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sore losers cry as Trump secures election integrity

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Liberal Big Tech wasting America’s hard-earned cash again apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Big Tech wasting America’s hard-earned cash again apparently

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news is still spewing out their lies and propaganda, trying to take down our…

Comey, poor baby, can’t handle a little social media heat
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Comey, poor baby, can’t handle a little social media heat

Big ElephantMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and our fearless leader, President Donald…

Fake news: United Airlines has another epic fail at Newark
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news: United Airlines has another epic fail at Newark

Big ElephantMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the incredible leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Games Done Quick Somehow Manages To Not Fall Asleep At gamescom 2026 While Watching Speedrunners Play The Same Old Games For The Millionth Time
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Games Done Quick Somehow Manages To Not Fall Asleep At gamescom 2026 While Watching Speedrunners Play The Same Old Games For The Millionth Time

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

Big news, gamers! 🚨👀 Games Done Quick is finally coming to gamescom in Germany, because who doesn’t love a good…

Ex METALLICA Bassist JASON NEWSTED Finally Finds Something More Painful Than Listening To LULU
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Ex METALLICA Bassist JASON NEWSTED Finally Finds Something More Painful Than Listening To LULU

Chord F. DiscordMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

Breaking news, folks! 🚨😱 Former METALLICA bassist Jason Newsted has just announced that he’s been battling throat cancer, and we’re…

Breaking News: Super Extra Special Never Before Seen Totally Not Made Up 5 Hour Directors Cut of Gremlins Accidentally Leaks and Its 3 Hours Longer Than That Other Thing You Saw
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Breaking News: Super Extra Special Never Before Seen Totally Not Made Up 5 Hour Directors Cut of Gremlins Accidentally Leaks and Its 3 Hours Longer Than That Other Thing You Saw

FinnMay 3, 2026May 3, 2026

The secret’s out, folks! 🤫 A never-before-seen, 2-and-a-half-hour cut of Gremlins, yes, you read that right, 2.5 hours of gremlin…

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