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Secret Service Leaker Gets Time Off For Good Behavior Apparently
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Secret Service Leaker Gets Time Off For Good Behavior Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Secret Service agent who’s in hot water for allegedly leaking info…

Chad Hugo Drops New Track With Tierra Whack and Leikeli47
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Chad Hugo Drops New Track With Tierra Whack and Leikeli47

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 23, 2026

Chad Hugo, formerly of the Virginia-bred super-producer team The Neptunes, has struck out with a brand new single, “Jumpupw!nya.” The…

Mick Jagger Opens Up On Downsides Of Aging
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Mick Jagger Opens Up On Downsides Of Aging

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

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Trump Pays Respects While Mulling Next Move On Iran
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Trump Pays Respects While Mulling Next Move On Iran

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Iran war, and I gotta say, it’s…

Lawmakers Get to Keep Trading Stocks Because Who Needs Ethics Anyway
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Lawmakers Get to Keep Trading Stocks Because Who Needs Ethics Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

The House has passed a bill to add new restrictions on lawmakers trading stocks, and I’m just sitting here sipping…

Ben Folds Slams Trumps Kennedy Center Power Grab
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Ben Folds Slams Trumps Kennedy Center Power Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

Ben Folds testified before a bicameral congressional forum on Tuesday, July 21st, arguing that President Donald Trump’s takeover of the…

Kelly Osbourne Opens Up About Life After Ozzy’s Passing
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Kelly Osbourne Opens Up About Life After Ozzy’s Passing

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

On the one-year anniversary of Ozzy Osbourne’s passing, his daughter Kelly Osbourne has shared a heartfelt message about grief and…

Conan OBrien Reveals Bizarre New Look
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Conan OBrien Reveals Bizarre New Look

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

Conan O’Brien’s iconic swooping bangs, a part of the Team Coco logo, have gone missing this week in favor of…

Noname Tells Story of Squatter in New Track Now Streaming
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Noname Tells Story of Squatter in New Track Now Streaming

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

Noname has linked up with Virginia rapper DRAM for a narrative new single, “Squatter,” the second preview from her upcoming…

Glen Powell Tapped for Lou Gehrig Biopic by Richard Linklater
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Glen Powell Tapped for Lou Gehrig Biopic by Richard Linklater

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 22, 2026

Glen Powell is set to take on the role of New York Yankees great Lou Gehrig. The currently untitled film…

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