Suzanne Vega’s Near-Death Experience (From Boredom, Probably) Almost Scuttled Festival
🚨BREAKING: Suzanne Vega, bless her heart, almost canceled Glastonbury ’89 because of a STALKER! Apparently, someone wasn’t a fan of…
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Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat
Alright, buckle up, buttercups 🌼, because we’re diving headfirst into the DRAMA 🎭 that is Katy Perry and her sudden…
Prepare to Have Your Wallet Violently Assaulted by Shiny New Things!
Rick Lane, our resident purveyor of vaguely positive opinions, has emerged from his caffeine-fueled slumber to grace us with news…
Genshin Impact thinks we’re all toddlers raiding mommy’s credit card now, slapping on age verification like it’ll stop us from pulling for that sweet, sweet Ganyu 💳👶😂
OMG! 🚨 The Man is trying to keep us down, fellow Genshin Impact addicts! Apparently, the Federal Trade Commission (FTC),…
OMG! PAX East 2025 gonna unleash MORE wallet-draining cardboard crack with Final Fantasy MTG cards and ✨art✨ that’ll make you question all your life choices 🤪
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Wizards of the Coast, those lovable enablers of cardboard crack addiction, decided to team up with…
Oh great, another director for the X-Men? 🙄 Prepare for more of the same, folks! 🍿🎬
OMG! 😱 You guys will NOT believe this “news”! Apparently, Disney, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof 🤔), is…
Oh honey, Scissor Sisters are dusting off their old wigs and bedazzling their platform boots for a 20th anniversary cash grab of their debut album 💅💿💰!
OMG! 😱 Can you believe it? It’s been a whole TWO DECADES since the Scissor Sisters graced (or, depending on…
Souheila Yacoub to star in ‘Evil Dead Burn,’ because apparently screaming at demons wasn’t traumatizing enough the first time 😈🔥
So, apparently, Hollywood hasn’t run out of ideas yet! They’re digging up the ‘Evil Dead’ franchise again, because, let’s face…
Oh, honey, did they *really* need to resurrect that rusty log truck for “Final Destination: Bloodlines”? 🪵💀😂
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because Warner Bros. Pictures Canada is apparently REALLY trying to give us all heart attacks. With…
Oh no, Killing Floor 3 got delayed and the community whined, so now it’s dropping on July 24th – get ready for more Zeds and disappointment! 🤡🎉🧟
OMG! 😱 Tripwire Interactive, those lovable trolls, have finally decided when they’re unleashing *Killing Floor 3* upon us mere mortals!…