Beyoncé Drops Surprise New Single Morning Dew Donk
Beyoncé has returned with “MORNING DEW (DONK),” a surprise new song that marks her first release in two years. Written…
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Nation Finally Over Quarter Life Crisis
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the extreme heat wave in the eastern US, and folks, I almost spilled…
Britain Finds Out It’s Been Dumped By America Via Messenger
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the 250th anniversary of America’s independence from Britain, and I’m thinking,…
Man somehow survives being buried alive for over a week miraculously
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and watching the news, and I just can’t believe what I’m seeing. There’s this guy,…
Rob Reiner Slams Trump in Posthumous TV Guest Spot
The final sketch of Life, Larry, and the Pursuit of Unhappiness’ second episode featured some big deal guest stars alongside…
Bale and DiCaprio Star in Heat 2 This Fall
Michael Mann is finally set to begin production on Heat 2 this fall, with an all-star cast led by Christian…
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Apparently Human Beings Too
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest celebrity news, and it seems like Taylor Swift has finally…
Nikki Sixx somehow didnt die
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…
Travis Swift and Travis Kelce Tie Knot with Adam Sandler Officiating
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce were officially married Friday in a ceremony officiated by Adam Sandler. The news was confirmed…
Mexico and South Korea’s Adorable World Cup Bromance Lives On
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the unlikely friendship between Mexican and Korean World Cup fans, and…