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iam8bit Drops Another Overpriced Shiny Disc Set for Hipsters Who Still Own Record Players ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ฐ
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iam8bit Drops Another Overpriced Shiny Disc Set for Hipsters Who Still Own Record Players ๐Ÿ’ฟ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ฐ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ Hold onto your hats, folks, because iam8bit, purveyor of overpriced video game paraphernalia, is BACK with another vinyl record…

OMG ๐Ÿป๐Ÿšช Another “exclusive” trailer for that “bearly” escaping game, coming this May to “early access” (aka, still buggy AF) ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚
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OMG ๐Ÿป๐Ÿšช Another “exclusive” trailer for that “bearly” escaping game, coming this May to “early access” (aka, still buggy AF) ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Okay, gamers, brace yourselves for the most revolutionary, groundbreaking, paradigm-shifting, life-altering VR experience of… 2025? ๐Ÿคจ Yeah, that’s right, Time…

Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿฅด
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Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿฅด

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Oh, honey, bless Katy Perry’s heart. ๐Ÿ’– It seems April is just *determined* to be her nemesis. First, she decides…

Game Con Canada 2025: Prepare to Empty Your Wallet and Lose to 12-Year-Olds in Sweaty eSports Tournaments! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฐ
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Game Con Canada 2025: Prepare to Empty Your Wallet and Lose to 12-Year-Olds in Sweaty eSports Tournaments! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

ATTENTION, fellow basement dwellers and Dorito dust connoisseurs! ๐Ÿ“ข Prepare yourselves, for Game Con Canada 2025 is looming, threatening to…

Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽฌ.
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Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽฌ.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

Oh. My. Glob. ๐Ÿ™„ Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has deigned to announce the official air date…

Oh no, Blizzard’s dumping their mobile dreams and a StarCraft game nobody asked for onto Nexon like a hot potato ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฃ!
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Oh no, Blizzard’s dumping their mobile dreams and a StarCraft game nobody asked for onto Nexon like a hot potato ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคฃ!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Blizzard, the company that brought you such unforgettable classics as “Diablo Immortal” (remember that gem? ๐Ÿ’Ž) is reportedly…

Pet Shop Boys Butcher Tina Turner’s “Hot For You Baby” into a Synth-Pop Sausage ๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ‘ต
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Pet Shop Boys Butcher Tina Turner’s “Hot For You Baby” into a Synth-Pop Sausage ๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ‘ต

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Pet Shop Boys, those synth-pop grandpas ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ต, have allegedly “remixed” a “lost” Tina Turner track, *Hot For You…

Gary Kemp Talks About “This Destination” (Yeah, We Know You’re Googling It ๐Ÿ™„)
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Gary Kemp Talks About “This Destination” (Yeah, We Know You’re Googling It ๐Ÿ™„)

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

So, Gary Kemp, bless his cotton socks, has a new album out. ๐Ÿ™„ Apparently, it’s called *This Destination*. Because, you…

Oh, no! ๐Ÿ˜ญ Ex-Sony dude throws a tantrum because his name wasn’t big enough on the *Until Dawn* movie credits. ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฌ
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Oh, no! ๐Ÿ˜ญ Ex-Sony dude throws a tantrum because his name wasn’t big enough on the *Until Dawn* movie credits. ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฌ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OMG, can you even BELIEVE this?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Some ex-PlayStation “narrative director” (whatever THAT is) is throwing a tantrum because the…

Skate 4: Offline? Nah, fam, EA says get ready to pay for internet FOREVER ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Skate 4: Offline? Nah, fam, EA says get ready to pay for internet FOREVER ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

So, EA’s *Skate* is back, baby! ๐ŸŽ‰ And by “back,” we mean back to nickel-and-diming you into oblivion with a…

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