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Trump Earns $10.7 Million from Amazon Melania Documentary
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Trump Earns $10.7 Million from Amazon Melania Documentary

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

President Donald Trump’s latest financial disclosure has revealed that he received a $10.7 million licensing payment tied to Amazon MGM…

CNN thinks I care about moon bases and coffee perks really
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CNN thinks I care about moon bases and coffee perks really

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The World Cup is in full swing, and Team USA…

Kid Rock Dishes on His Bizarre Trump Friendship Experience
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Kid Rock Dishes on His Bizarre Trump Friendship Experience

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Kid Rock has been a long-time supporter of Donald Trump, and in a recent interview with Sky News Australia, he…

Shannon Larkin grovels to Nikki Sixx after getting roasted by Motley Crue’s ego
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Shannon Larkin grovels to Nikki Sixx after getting roasted by Motley Crue’s ego

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Breaking News: Shannon Larkin Apologizes to Nikki Sixx for Calling Out MÖTLEY CRÜE’s Use of Backing Tracks – The Drama…

Jazz Fest Chaos Six Hospitalized After Montreal Concert Incident
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Jazz Fest Chaos Six Hospitalized After Montreal Concert Incident

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Six people were hospitalized following Angine de Poitrine’s free outdoor concert at the Montreal International Jazz Festival on Saturday, June…

Harry Shearer on The Simpsons inconsistent quality
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Harry Shearer on The Simpsons inconsistent quality

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Since 1989, Harry Shearer has voiced multiple characters on The Simpsons, including Mr. Burns, Ned Flanders, and Principal Skinner. In…

You Won’t Believe Who’s Back In The White House
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You Won’t Believe Who’s Back In The White House

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it looks like Jason Miller, a former adviser and campaign…

Netflix Stars Caught Climbing Empire State Building Rooftop
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Netflix Stars Caught Climbing Empire State Building Rooftop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

On Wednesday, a man and a woman scaled to the very top of the Empire State Building, hoisted a flag…

KID ROCK Thrilled To Watch World Burn With Buddy Trump At Helm
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KID ROCK Thrilled To Watch World Burn With Buddy Trump At Helm

Chord F. DiscordJuly 1, 2026July 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Kid Rock is still a thing, and he’s still buddies with…

McCarthy and Owen Tackle JonBenet Ramsey Murder Series for Netflix
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McCarthy and Owen Tackle JonBenet Ramsey Murder Series for Netflix

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2026

Netflix is set to release a new limited series, The Murder of JonBenét Ramsey, which will star Clive Owen and…

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