Plans for Attack in New Orleans Thwarted Because Plot Twist Detected by Authorities | CNN
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‘The Muppet Show’ Returns and We’re Already Questioning Our Life Choices
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Warner Bros. Discovery Says No Thanks to Paramount’s $108 Billion, Chooses Netflix Over Drama
In a stunning twist that shocked absolutely no one, Warner Bros. Discovery has politely declined Paramount’s $108 billion “generous” offer—citing…
Social Distortion Finally Crawls Out Of Rock ‘n’ Roll Grave In Time For May 2026
Mike Ness, the leather-lunged, tattooed oracle of SoCal punk rock, has finally emerged from his recording cave to announce that…
Trump Announces Jr.’s Engagement at White House Holiday Party Because Nothing Says Festive Like a Family Reality Show
Trump Jr.’s Engagement to Bettina Anderson Sparks White House Festivities and Tabloid Frenzy President Donald Trump recently announced the engagement…
Dead Island 3 Finally Crawling Out of Its Own Grave—Release Date? Not Today, Zombie!
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Nintendo Dangles Digital Carrots At Addicted Fans With New Animal Crossing Features
🚨 BREAKING: Nintendo Has Decided That January 15th Is the Day We Finally Ascend to Our Highest Animal Crossing Selves…
AMY LEE: EVANESCENCE’s New Album Will Arrive In 2026—Just In Time To Save Our Souls From Eternal Silence
Amy Lee, the queen of goth-tastic angst and dramatic piano flourishes, has finally blessed humanity with the news we’ve all…
Why 2026 Could Be the Year of Anti-AI Marketing (Because Robots Stole Our Jokes)
The AI Slopocalypse: How the Liberal Elite’s Obsession with Artificial Intelligence Has Infested Everything Good in America Well, would you…
LACUNA COIL’s CRISTINA SCABBIA: ‘I Hate Music Made With A.I. Because My Toaster Tried To Remix My Ballads’
In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the darkened basements of the internet, Cristina Scabbia of…