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BREAKING: 10 Days In China and I Still Haven’t Found the Great Wall or a Decent Wi-Fi Connection
Breaking News: WHAM! Fans Rejoice, Your Favorite 80s Duo is Back, Well, Sort Of... 😂
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BREAKING: 10 Days In China and I Still Haven’t Found the Great Wall or a Decent Wi-Fi Connection

FinnJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

In a move that’s sure to delight fans of the iconic pop duo, Sony Music Vision has announced the release…

Rockstar’s Greed Reaches New Heights with $80 GTA 6 Base Model
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Rockstar’s Greed Reaches New Heights with $80 GTA 6 Base Model

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 24, 2026June 24, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Rockstar Games has decided to unveil more details about the next…

VENOM legends bring out the big guns to play to dozens of people in Uppsala
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VENOM legends bring out the big guns to play to dozens of people in Uppsala

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Breaking News: Venom’s Mantas and Abaddon Celebrate 45th Anniversary of “Welcome To Hell” with Epic Concert 🤯 I just spilled…

Duran Duran’s umpteenth farewell gift, Free To Love remixed to death apparently
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Duran Duran’s umpteenth farewell gift, Free To Love remixed to death apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh joy, another remix album to add to the never-ending pile of rehashed goodness. Duran Duran, the band that refuses…

Todd Howard Just Watched Blade and Suddenly Bethesda’s Next Vampire Game is Going to be Totally Not a Disaster and Definitely Not a Rehashed Mess with Glorious Glitches and a 500 GB Day One Patch
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Todd Howard Just Watched Blade and Suddenly Bethesda’s Next Vampire Game is Going to be Totally Not a Disaster and Definitely Not a Rehashed Mess with Glorious Glitches and a 500 GB Day One Patch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

It’s been a whole three years since Marvel’s Blade was announced, and we’ve finally got an update that’s almost as…

Liberal NY coffee shop bans patriot Rep Dan Goldman obviously
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Liberal NY coffee shop bans patriot Rep Dan Goldman obviously

Big ElephantJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I’ve got my hands on an article that’s just dripping with…

Liberal wimps attend pricey ‘man camp’ and still get crushed
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal wimps attend pricey ‘man camp’ and still get crushed

Big ElephantJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and those pesky Democrats in for a treat! As of 2026, our great…

Finally, America beats China with cheaper AI glasses apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Finally, America beats China with cheaper AI glasses apparently

Big ElephantJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

TOM KEIFER Still Singing Cinderella Songs Because You Wont Let Him Retire
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TOM KEIFER Still Singing Cinderella Songs Because You Wont Let Him Retire

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Breaking News: Tom Keifer Still Exists and is Making Music, Somehow 🤯 Oh boy, are you guys ready for some…

Trump vows to punish scum who trashed our great nation’s pool
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Trump vows to punish scum who trashed our great nation’s pool

Big ElephantJune 22, 2026June 22, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to spew their lies and propaganda about our great…

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