Another Toasty Condo Bites the Dust, Courtesy of Questionable Wiring
Another day, another tragedy in a liberal-run city, folks! CNN is reporting a fire in a Hong Kong high-rise, and…
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Trump’s guide to insulting female journalists: From ‘piggy’ to ‘ugly,’ a masterclass in misogyny
The Failing New York Times, desperate for relevance, has launched another pathetic attack on our glorious President Trump, claiming he’s…
BREAKING: DC goes full Wild West, National Guard joins the shootout – who needs Tombstone
Another day, another Democrat-inspired crime! Two brave National Guardsmen, sent to D.C. to clean up the leftist mess, were shot.…
CNN Desperately Clings to Relevance as Trump Snubs South Africa from G20 Because Reasons
South Africa OUT, Poland IN! Another brilliant move by President Trump to drain the swamp of globalist cabals! CNN is…
Where Nagging Neighs Become Life Coaches for Tiny Humans | CNN
Another day, another load of liberal propaganda from Fake News CNN! This time, they’re trying to make us feel all…
Gobble ‘Til You Wobble: Thanksgiving Restaurant Rush as Cooking at Home Becomes a Luxury for the Elite
New York – Looks like even liberals are ditching their virtue-signaling, organic, locally-sourced Thanksgiving nightmares and heading to restaurants this…
Trump’s Like, “Russians? Witkoff? Never Heard of ‘Em, Fake News”
Fake News CNN is at it Again! President Trump’s brilliant peace plan for Ukraine triggers Deep State meltdown! They are…
Travel Bags: For When You Want to Look Like You Have Your Life Together; Fashion Crimes: Don’t Become a Victim; Pie Wars: The Sweetest Battle
Welcome to 5 Things PM, where we dissect the liberal lunacy of the day! Americans, bless their hearts, are bracing…
FX Dumps Another Bag of Cash on Ubisoft for a Far Cry TV Show Starring Some Dudes You’ve Heard Of
OMG! FX is making a *Far Cry* TV show! 🤣 Prepare for cringey monologues and villains who think they’re deep…
GOP’s Hilarious Obamacare Oopsie: A Comedy in Several Acts
Oh, the poor, poor Democrats! They “folded” on the government shutdown, according to CNN. But let’s be real, folks. They…