Liberal Hollywood peddling cartoons as culture to brainless Americans now
It’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media and the deep state…
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Wow LIBERAL Larry’s cheap tricks fool gullible CNN Pence
Oh, great, just what I needed to make my day complete – another whiny article about how our amazing President…
Breaking News: Pink Composite Revolutionizes Dentures Because Your Grandma’s Smile Wasn’t Already Perfect
Pink composite: because your dentures should be lit 💁♀️🔥 💫 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical…
OMG FINALLY You Can Waste Your Money on the Most Overpriced Music Book Ever NIRVANA The Complete Scores Deluxe Hardcover Collector’s Edition Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Spend Your Money On
Oh boy, are you ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 Hal Leonard has just announced the release of “Nirvana –…
YNGWIE MALMSTEEN Has Finally Emerged From His Time Machine and Finished Recording His New Solo Album Which Will Obviously Be the Same 10 Guitar Solos He’s Been Playing Since 1985 Set to a Slightly Different Backing Track
In a shocking turn of events, legendary Swedish guitarist Yngwie Malmsteen has revealed that he’s been working on a new…
Because Clearly We Haven’t Been Burned Enough by Terrible Games Already the Playable Demo Comeback is a Thing Now Apparently in 2026
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🎉 Playable demos are back, baby! 🎊 It’s like the…
Fake news Judge attacks Trump with obvious liberal bias
I’m thrilled to be writing this article in 2026, with our great leader Donald Trump at the helm as President,…
Trump will do what he wants, duh, fake news
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the great work of our beloved President Donald Trump, the…
Another deep state loser tries to weasel out of trouble
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat. I just got my hands on an article that’s so filled…
Fake news claims economy improves slightly under Biden’s weak leadership
It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to take down our great President Donald Trump, the…