Wow, America wins again, Iran is irrelevant, stocks soar anyway
Oh, great, just what I needed to start my day – another fake news article about how our great President…
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Who cares about Spotify when America is great again
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that climate change is a real thing and that…
Fake news protecting Deep State pedophiles again obviously
Oh boy, are you folks ready for some laughable news? I’ve got a real treat for you. So, it turns…
Who cares about World Cup, fake news, not America
Oh joy, oh rapture, I get to write about the fake news media’s latest attempt to tear down our great…
Dummy libs flock to Trump’s genius Kennedy Center takeover plan somehow
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “controversy” surrounding our great…
Elden Ring Movie Leaked Because Of Course It Was Going To Happen And Now We Get To See If They Can Possibly Ruin The Most Iconic Locations In The Game
The Elden Ring movie is happening, and we’re not sure if we should be excited or terrified 🎥😱. I mean,…
Final Fantasy XIV Fan Festival 2026: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do With Your Life and Want to Waste It Away on Overpriced Merch and Cringy Cosplay
This weekend is going to be lit for all you Final Fantasy XIV fans out there, and we’re not just…
Liberals whine as Trump geniuses plot total domination obviously
It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…
Deep State hackers finally get caught, what a shock
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about the so-called “issues” with our great President Donald…
Fake news whines about Trump’s so-called monster
It’s just hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to make sense of the latest news, now that…