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Because Hollywood Needed Another Tragic Reminder Of Its Mortality Crisis
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Because Hollywood Needed Another Tragic Reminder Of Its Mortality Crisis

FinnJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Daveigh Chase, the voice behind Lilo Pelekai in Disney’s Lilo & Stitch, has passed away at the age of 35.…

FTC Commish Spills Tea After Trump’s Supreme Court Victory
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FTC Commish Spills Tea After Trump’s Supreme Court Victory

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Supreme Court decision, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…

Oh great another shooting happens in Germany
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great another shooting happens in Germany

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting at a youth welfare facility in Stade, Germany, and let…

Bulletboys Reunite Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs Soundtrack
Breaking News: BULLETBOYS Reunite, World Still Spinning 🤯
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Bulletboys Reunite Because Your Midlife Crisis Needs Soundtrack

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Iron Maiden t-shirt because I’m so shocked… just kidding, I’m not that…

Cyberpunk Edgerunners 2 Because You Clearly Needed More
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Cyberpunk Edgerunners 2 Because You Clearly Needed More

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh joy, another season of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet. Netflix has dropped the…

Murder Mayhem Hits Mississippi Whoa
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Murder Mayhem Hits Mississippi Whoa

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a downright terrifying story coming out of Mississippi. Authorities have launched a…

The Proclaimers return because the farewell tour was just a warmup apparently
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The Proclaimers return because the farewell tour was just a warmup apparently

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, The Proclaimers are back with a new album, because who needs a break…

PS6 To Cost An Arm And A Leg Apparently
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PS6 To Cost An Arm And A Leg Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh joy, another opportunity for Sony to empty our wallets with the upcoming PlayStation 6, which might just cost a…

Oh great SCOTUS tells Trump to take a seat
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great SCOTUS tells Trump to take a seat

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on President Donald Trump, and folks, this one is a…

Tennis Star Takes Break From Volleys To Volley For Ukraine
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Tennis Star Takes Break From Volleys To Volley For Ukraine

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Oleksandra Oliynykova, the only professional women’s tennis player competing on tour who…

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