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Cassie’s Revenge: Laws That Let You Sue Your Ex (Even If He’s, Like, REALLY Rich)
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Cassie’s Revenge: Laws That Let You Sue Your Ex (Even If He’s, Like, REALLY Rich)

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

The liberal media is at it again, trying to smear our great President Trump by highlighting some flimsy “sexual assault”…

Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed
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Crunchyroll’s 2025 Anime Expo Dumpster Fire: Black Clover and Other Questionable Choices Revealed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh. My. God. 🙄 Crunchyroll, bless their cotton socks, actually thinks we care about their “annual Industry Panel” at Anime…

Fact Check: Trump Declares Hugely Hated Bill the “Most Loved Ever,” World Rolls Eyes
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Fact Check: Trump Declares Hugely Hated Bill the “Most Loved Ever,” World Rolls Eyes

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh, CNN, bless your heart. Still trying to undermine our glorious President Trump, even in his second term! Apparently, Trump…

Lainey Wilson butchers ‘Somewhere Over Laredo’ | CNN
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Lainey Wilson butchers ‘Somewhere Over Laredo’ | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh, great, CNN is “celebrating” the 4th of July with some woke country singer crooning about “Somewhere Over Laredo.” Probably…

Silent Hill f Intro: Finally, Something to Yawn At (2025 Anime Expo Exclusive)
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Silent Hill f Intro: Finally, Something to Yawn At (2025 Anime Expo Exclusive)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Okay, so like, Konami had a panel at Anime Expo 2025 for Silent Hill f, and it was totally mind-blowing……

Disney Lorcana Crowns Some Lucky Schmuck World Champion
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Disney Lorcana Crowns Some Lucky Schmuck World Champion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! The Great Mouse himself has apparently sprinkled enough fairy dust (or maybe just corporate…

OMG! You Won’t BELIEVE What Trump HID in His HUGE Bill! #SecretAgenda
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! You Won’t BELIEVE What Trump HID in His HUGE Bill! #SecretAgenda

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Folks, President Trump just signed the BIG, BEAUTIFUL bill into law, and the liberal media is, of course, focusing on…

Riley Gaines Triumphs, Triggering Libs With Epic Wins Against Transgender Swimmer Lia Thomas
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Riley Gaines Triumphs, Triggering Libs With Epic Wins Against Transgender Swimmer Lia Thomas

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Folks, can you believe the liberal media is STILL whining about Lia Thomas? They’re painting Riley Gaines as some kind…

**Uh Oh! Black Unemployment Rate Climbs to a Dizzying Height (for 2022 Standards)**
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**Uh Oh! Black Unemployment Rate Climbs to a Dizzying Height (for 2022 Standards)**

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, Black unemployment ticked up to 6.8% last month. You know…

SLAYER’s Back From The Grave (Again!) Cardiff Gets Rained In Blood (Literally)
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SLAYER’s Back From The Grave (Again!) Cardiff Gets Rained In Blood (Literally)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

OMG! SLAYER, those “retired” thrash metal legends (air quotes for dramatic effect), graced us with their presence at Blackweir Fields…

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