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Battlefield 6 Leak: Rush Mode Confirmed (Finally, Something We Asked For)
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Battlefield 6 Leak: Rush Mode Confirmed (Finally, Something We Asked For)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Oh, look, another “leak” for Battlefield 6 (or whatever they’re calling it these days). Apparently, some dude named Rain (because…

‘Jurassic World Rebirth’: Dinosaurs Did WHAT Now?!
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‘Jurassic World Rebirth’: Dinosaurs Did WHAT Now?!

FinnJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Opening in theaters on July 2nd is 🦖‘Jurassic World Rebirth’, the latest in the long-running dinosaur franchise that originated with…

Billionaires, Militias, and Shiny Rocks: Trump’s “Peace” Deal is Here to Save Us All
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Billionaires, Militias, and Shiny Rocks: Trump’s “Peace” Deal is Here to Save Us All

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Another day, another “peace deal” brought to you by your favorite President, Donald J. Trump! But wait, CNN is involved?…

Trump throws tantrum, Japan rice laughs in American
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Trump throws tantrum, Japan rice laughs in American

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to make our GREAT President Trump look bad! He’s just standing up…

5 Things You Simply MUST Know or the Terrorists Win (June 30 Edition): Idaho, Trump, Moose Land, Evil Empire, and Jailbirds on the Loose
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5 Things You Simply MUST Know or the Terrorists Win (June 30 Edition): Idaho, Trump, Moose Land, Evil Empire, and Jailbirds on the Loose

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! The Deep State’s propaganda arm, CNN, is still churning out the same…

Derrick Green’s folks totally stoked about him screaming for a living
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Derrick Green’s folks totally stoked about him screaming for a living

Chord F. DiscordJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

In a recent, totally unscripted and not-at-all-promotional interview with Finland’s *checks notes* Chaoszine (never heard of it, must be legit…

Oh, Canada! Giving Up Digital Tax to Appease Big Brother USA, Eh
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Oh, Canada! Giving Up Digital Tax to Appease Big Brother USA, Eh

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Another W for Trump! Canada caves to the America First agenda! Those socialists up north thought they could sneak in…

HATEBREED’s WAYNE LOZINAK Plans Brain Tumor’s Eviction Notice ASAP
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HATEBREED’s WAYNE LOZINAK Plans Brain Tumor’s Eviction Notice ASAP

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

So, apparently, HATEBREED’s Wayne Lozinak, the guy who shreds (or at least pretends to) on guitar, had a little something…

Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment—Netflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA
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Anime Expo 2025: Prepare for Disappointment—Netflix, MAPPA, and the Usual Suspects ATLUS/SEGA

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 🎉 The SPJA (whoever THEY are) finally dropped the Anime Expo 2025 schedule! Prepare…

CNN Asks: Which Brainwashed Political Sheep Are YOU? (Take This Quiz to Find Out!)
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Asks: Which Brainwashed Political Sheep Are YOU? (Take This Quiz to Find Out!)

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh, CNN, bless your heart. You’ve “discovered” that some Americans actually have lives and don’t hang on every word of…

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