PLUSH and David Draiman Team Up To Ask ‘Why’, As If We Didn’t Know
OMG 😱! The geriatric rock “band” PLUSH, fresh off their assisted living tour, just dropped a new “single” called “Why”…
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OMG! Republican Wannabes Hold Their Breath Waiting for Queen Lara’s Royal Decree in North Carolina Senate Race, CNN Whispers
Well, well, well, look who’s thinking about joining the political swamp! Lara Trump, a true patriot and daughter-in-law of the…
Battlefield 6 Leak: Rush Mode Confirmed (Finally, Something We Asked For)
Oh, look, another “leak” for Battlefield 6 (or whatever they’re calling it these days). Apparently, some dude named Rain (because…
‘Jurassic World Rebirth’: Dinosaurs Did WHAT Now?!
Opening in theaters on July 2nd is 🦖‘Jurassic World Rebirth’, the latest in the long-running dinosaur franchise that originated with…
Billionaires, Militias, and Shiny Rocks: Trump’s “Peace” Deal is Here to Save Us All
Another day, another “peace deal” brought to you by your favorite President, Donald J. Trump! But wait, CNN is involved?…
Trump throws tantrum, Japan rice laughs in American
Fake News CNN is at it again, trying to make our GREAT President Trump look bad! He’s just standing up…
5 Things You Simply MUST Know or the Terrorists Win (June 30 Edition): Idaho, Trump, Moose Land, Evil Empire, and Jailbirds on the Loose
Well, well, well, look what we have here! The Deep State’s propaganda arm, CNN, is still churning out the same…
Derrick Green’s folks totally stoked about him screaming for a living
In a recent, totally unscripted and not-at-all-promotional interview with Finland’s *checks notes* Chaoszine (never heard of it, must be legit…
Oh, Canada! Giving Up Digital Tax to Appease Big Brother USA, Eh
Another W for Trump! Canada caves to the America First agenda! Those socialists up north thought they could sneak in…
HATEBREED’s WAYNE LOZINAK Plans Brain Tumor’s Eviction Notice ASAP
So, apparently, HATEBREED’s Wayne Lozinak, the guy who shreds (or at least pretends to) on guitar, had a little something…