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Shakira Rocks Madrid With 165,000 Fans On Opening Weekend
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Shakira Rocks Madrid With 165,000 Fans On Opening Weekend

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026

Shakira kicked off her massive Madrid residency this weekend, drawing approximately 165,000 fans across the first three of 12 scheduled…

Atlas Sound Returns After Seven Year Hiatus with Live Show
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Atlas Sound Returns After Seven Year Hiatus with Live Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026

Bradford Cox revived his project Atlas Sound for his first show in seven years at Philadelphia’s Making Time ∞ festival…

Shatner Rocks Riot Fest With New Metal Album Tease
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Shatner Rocks Riot Fest With New Metal Album Tease

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026

William Shatner performed with his backing band The *uckers at Riot Fest in Chicago on Sunday, a day after making…

Industry Stuns With Functional Update Not Driven By Greed
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Industry Stuns With Functional Update Not Driven By Greed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another camera update to make our social media feeds even more unbearable, Insta360…

Google peddles Googlebook with flashy Snapdragon X Elite guts inside
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Google peddles Googlebook with flashy Snapdragon X Elite guts inside

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Get ready for the latest revolution in laptop technology, or so the marketing folks would have you believe. Google has…

Brad Pitt Reprises Role in Fincher’s Hollywood Sequel Trailer Drops
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Brad Pitt Reprises Role in Fincher’s Hollywood Sequel Trailer Drops

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026

Netflix has revealed the first trailer for The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, the upcoming standalone sequel to Once Upon…

Media Outlets Unite to Take Down Trump’s Exclusive Clubhouse
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Media Outlets Unite to Take Down Trump’s Exclusive Clubhouse

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has banned CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from…

ICE Gets Involved, Because That Always Ends Well
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ICE Gets Involved, Because That Always Ends Well

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in Austin, Texas, where a federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent…

Reacher gets yet another rebooted corner to sell you more of the same
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Reacher gets yet another rebooted corner to sell you more of the same

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Get ready for another exciting spinoff, because the suits at Amazon have decided that the Reacher universe just isn’t big…

MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE
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MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt while reading about Matt Sorum’s latest interview, and I’m…

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