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Iron Maiden Snubs Rock Hall Induction Ceremony Anyway
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Iron Maiden Snubs Rock Hall Induction Ceremony Anyway

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

After years of being snubbed, Iron Maiden were finally announced as a Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductee earlier…

Star Trek Turns 60 With Limited Edition Blu-ray Set
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Star Trek Turns 60 With Limited Edition Blu-ray Set

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

This year marks the 60th anniversary of Star Trek, one of the greatest space TV shows of all time —…

Julianne Nicholson Heads To HBO Series In New Role
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Julianne Nicholson Heads To HBO Series In New Role

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

The Depressing Rural Pennsylvania Televisual Universe has just gotten a whole lot more interesting, as Emmy winner Julianne Nicholson has…

Guard Shooter Now Fighting For Right To Three Meals A Day
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Guard Shooter Now Fighting For Right To Three Meals A Day

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the accused National Guard shooter, Rahmanullah Lakanwal, and…

Megadeth Minus Ellefson Is Essentially Mustaine Solo Act
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Megadeth Minus Ellefson Is Essentially Mustaine Solo Act

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Former Megadeth bassist David Ellefson says he views the legendary metal act without him as “Dave Mustaine’s solo band.” The…

B-52s Reissue Expanded Mesopotamia EP Produced by David Byrne
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B-52s Reissue Expanded Mesopotamia EP Produced by David Byrne

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

The B-52s have announced an expanded edition of their David Byrne-produced 1982 EP, Mesopotamia, which restores the project to their…

AC/DC Legend Bon Scott Celebrated On 80th Birthday With Rare Footage
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AC/DC Legend Bon Scott Celebrated On 80th Birthday With Rare Footage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Bon Scott‘s YouTube channel has been posting both rare footage and birthday tributes from fellow rockers in honor of what…

Armisen and Brownstein Launch Portlandia Rewatch Podcast Together
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Armisen and Brownstein Launch Portlandia Rewatch Podcast Together

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein, the co-creators and stars of IFC’s sketch series Portlandia, have announced a new rewatch podcast.…

Too Many Cooks Creator Unveils Trailer For Buddy Feature Film Debut
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Too Many Cooks Creator Unveils Trailer For Buddy Feature Film Debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026

Casper Kelly, of Too Many Cooks fame, will make his feature film debut with Buddy. The film stars Cristin Milioti,…

Id Software had genius ideas before corporate geniuses laid them off obviously
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Id Software had genius ideas before corporate geniuses laid them off obviously

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 9, 2026July 9, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, id Software was working on some new projects before the latest…

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